The overhead lighting and Troy's (dyed) luxurious locks really don't do Sam any favours here.

6  2017-04-21 by McGowan9

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Ya think Jim was a complete nightmarish cunt to the wait staff?

Waitress - "Can I take your order?"

Guys - "Just 4 burgers and 4 beers, please."

Mutant - "Chicken dinosaurs and sodie pop."

Jim - "Ummm, I would liiiike a half radicchio/half endive salad with an extra virgin olive, Modena balsamic vinegar and Dijon mustard vinaigrette on the side. Make sure it's Grey Poupon Dijon and that the balsamic is actually from Modena please, otherwise don't bother. Half a grilled chicken breast, also on the side. Is your chicken free-range and organic? Please ask the chef ."

Waitress - "This is a sports bar, Sir. There's no chef in the kitchen. Just 8 Guatemalans and 3 microwaves."

Sam probably chose the place considering its buffalo wild wings.

Will sam eat wing? I assume his baby soft tummy and teeth wont allow for meat still on the bone

Boneless wings aka chicken nuggets

Wings are too exotic for his palate

A thrilling (and likely accurate) dramatization, sir.

Troy's starting to look like a bloated Michael Showalter.

So just a normal Michael showalter?

The Instagram stories show the boys doing shots. Hence why Jim and Sam were at the kids end of the table

One guy won't drink because he's a coddled pussy that wants "control"

One guy won't drink because he's a coddled pussy that took on addiction as a persona

What a lame duo

Jim has bells palsy

No Denny? :(

I like Travis, but imagine sitting at that fucking restaurant with that group of people. The conversatIon mixed wth the food........

I would order the weirdest thing on the menu (although it's a sports bar so maybe not that weird) and just stare daggers at Sam as I eat it.

And then ambush him in the parking lot and smash his skull in with a rock.

I would rather sit down to dinner with the Donner Party.

I swear to god, Sam is the weirdest looking human I have ever seen. Its amazing to me that a female let him put his dick in her.

No joke, That mid-puberty HGH most likely gave him the fattest dick. Shit is probably a freak show.

I thought his dick was all fucked up and operated on constantly bobo-style. Maybe I'm just thinking of Bobo

You are correct. Sam was circumcised at 19. https://youtu.be/V-bUICt1EEo?t=27s

Somebody tell Troy that he has a soy sauce addiction.

Yeah hgh dick. "Can I get some hgh fo ma dick!"

Jim isn't drinking because he suffers from Alcoholism

Troy looks like a hamster that hit the big time a little too hard

Sam went from 28 to 53 seemingly overnight.

How does one go about getting Derek unverified?