Jim - "Ummm, I would liiiike a half radicchio/half endive salad with an extra virgin olive, Modena balsamic vinegar and Dijon mustard vinaigrette on the side. Make sure it's Grey Poupon Dijon and that the balsamic is actually from Modena please, otherwise don't bother. Half a grilled chicken breast, also on the side. Is your chicken free-range and organic? Please ask the chef ."
Waitress - "This is a sports bar, Sir. There's no chef in the kitchen. Just 8 Guatemalans and 3 microwaves."
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n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-04-21
Ya think Jim was a complete nightmarish cunt to the wait staff?
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-21
Waitress - "Can I take your order?"
Guys - "Just 4 burgers and 4 beers, please."
Mutant - "Chicken dinosaurs and sodie pop."
Jim - "Ummm, I would liiiike a half radicchio/half endive salad with an extra virgin olive, Modena balsamic vinegar and Dijon mustard vinaigrette on the side. Make sure it's Grey Poupon Dijon and that the balsamic is actually from Modena please, otherwise don't bother. Half a grilled chicken breast, also on the side. Is your chicken free-range and organic? Please ask the chef ."
Waitress - "This is a sports bar, Sir. There's no chef in the kitchen. Just 8 Guatemalans and 3 microwaves."
n/a ae_1985 2017-04-21
Sam probably chose the place considering its buffalo wild wings.
n/a xyniphis 2017-04-21
Will sam eat wing? I assume his baby soft tummy and teeth wont allow for meat still on the bone
n/a Bams_seed 2017-04-21
Boneless wings aka chicken nuggets
n/a rottenseed 2017-04-21
Wings are too exotic for his palate
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-04-21
A thrilling (and likely accurate) dramatization, sir.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-21
Troy's starting to look like a bloated Michael Showalter.
n/a John_Gulbunny 2017-04-21
So just a normal Michael showalter?
n/a Dennyislife 2017-04-21
The Instagram stories show the boys doing shots. Hence why Jim and Sam were at the kids end of the table
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-04-21
One guy won't drink because he's a coddled pussy that wants "control"
One guy won't drink because he's a coddled pussy that took on addiction as a persona
What a lame duo
n/a Bams_seed 2017-04-21
Jim has bells palsy
n/a Bibimbap4211 2017-04-21
No Denny? :(
n/a wllmweller 2017-04-21
I like Travis, but imagine sitting at that fucking restaurant with that group of people. The conversatIon mixed wth the food........
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-04-21
I would order the weirdest thing on the menu (although it's a sports bar so maybe not that weird) and just stare daggers at Sam as I eat it.
And then ambush him in the parking lot and smash his skull in with a rock.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-04-21
I would rather sit down to dinner with the Donner Party.
n/a wburn42167 2017-04-21
I swear to god, Sam is the weirdest looking human I have ever seen. Its amazing to me that a female let him put his dick in her.
n/a bigmattson 2017-04-21
No joke, That mid-puberty HGH most likely gave him the fattest dick. Shit is probably a freak show.
n/a UhLookHereMan 2017-04-21
I thought his dick was all fucked up and operated on constantly bobo-style. Maybe I'm just thinking of Bobo
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-04-21
You are correct. Sam was circumcised at 19. https://youtu.be/V-bUICt1EEo?t=27s
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-04-21
Somebody tell Troy that he has a soy sauce addiction.
n/a wburn42167 2017-04-21
Yeah hgh dick. "Can I get some hgh fo ma dick!"
n/a thedokta1 2017-04-21
Jim isn't drinking because he suffers from Alcoholism
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-04-21
Troy looks like a hamster that hit the big time a little too hard
n/a molotovspritzer 2017-04-21
Sam went from 28 to 53 seemingly overnight.
n/a rottenseed 2017-04-21
How does one go about getting Derek unverified?