Joe Cumia's deleted essay to this sub

29  2017-04-21 by CompoundMediaPR

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He's a gay man who does gay things

That guy has never heard of a paragraph and self editing

I know that "wall of text" is a hack thing to say around here but ghat damm

After reading this I think we have no choice than to double down

This only really buried him. What we want him to admit is that the "pact" that he made with Ant is STUPID AND GAY, and if he was any kind of man, he would start refusing the checks every month.

It's always fun when you're 99% sure someone is a moron of unparalleled magnitude, then they do you a solid and remove that last percent of doubt.

Sticky

I'm not reading all that. Can someone post his bullet points?

  1. He can only get erect when children's spit enters his mouth.

That sounds about right.

His use of paragraphs is groundbreaking

Didn't that Ronin guy end up dying? Seems like Joe is tying up loose ends.

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