They're a bunch of emotional invalids who will never be capable of being on the same page simultaneously again.

"Same page simultaneously" is redundant you gay queer.

No it's not.

Yes it is, if it's not simultaneously then they're not on the same page ahhhhhhpeckahsss

In the context he was using it, they could both be the same just at different points in time. Like bam and opie

Now that we know how much they suck on their own the "magic" of a good show will never be back.

That would require Mom & Dad doing something likable and they're seemingly incapable of doing that anymore.

Because nobody gives a fuck.

because they're all wrong but are incapable of admitting blame.

Jimmy and Ant, no problem. Opie and Ant, no problem. Opie and Jimmy? That's a problem. If they could stand each other they'd still a have a show and not be under the yoke of Jason Ellis.

Opie would never go on Ant's show. He's afraid of doing radio without "his guys" fake laughing at everything he says

Because despite the recent posturing, Both Ant and Jim despise Opie.

Yep. Which makes Anthony calling Opie's first "solo" show all the more pathetic. Of all the colossal blunders Ant has made in the last 3 years, that was the most disappointing.

I think the plan for them is live shows. Like a smaller version of their Virus tour. Bring in comics, have O&A do something like a live podcast... Opie isn't going to CM unless Sirius flat out refuses to give him anything.

Fuck Ron. I'm sick of that fat faggot being considered some kind of genius guru. Any sort of hype about a reunion died a few months after Anthony was fired. No one cares anymore except maybe a few hardcore fans that still manage to listen to all three shows. People have long chosen their camps. No one likes Opie. Norton has quickly frittered away his goodwill. Anthony has been and still is a love him/hate him type of guy. Besides all that Ant is banned from the building still so the show would have to be either at his studio or some kind of neutral ground. This would likely have to be approved by Sirius unless it was all put together by Ant and Opie/Jim were "guests" and we all know how bad Keith is at putting together special events. If it is ever going to happen I'm guessing it'll be rather lackluster unless as you said they had a few of the old regulars (Vos, Bobby and especially Colin) there to bust their balls about how fucking stupid they all were/are.

PREACH NIGGA PREACH

I don't think it matters anymore but if the price is right of course they would. Putting aside money, the answer is there is no reason to.

The brand is dead.

"I'm not going to be in the same FAWKIN' room as the guy" (repeat 20x ad nauseum)