This couldn't possibly be related to the band leader constantly being embroiled in battles with potential bookers because of his racism - leading to him going on national television to steal money from a client because his racism got the band dropped, could it?
Excuse me Sir....but are you suggesting that the Owner of any potential New venues & gigs would only need to do a simple Google search on the guitarist, who happens to be the man doing all the booking & promotion for the band.....to find out he is a racist piece of shit, whose brother was convicted of beating his girlfriend, a girl 30 years younger than him....and, has a manic lust for children's spit.
Well all musicians should practice with a metronome but only shitty bands perform with them, and a drummer should be able to keep time without one. It's his one job.
Drummer wears an earpiece, the other end connected to something that generates a metronome at the desired tempo for each song in the setlist. It will sometimes have cue information on it too.
Normally only needed if playing live with a lot of sequencers and computers, normally not needed for pedestrian old-fashioned cover band poprock, unless this shower of faggots are playing with a lot of pre-recorded backing tracks, so they need to keep the drummer in sync with that.
I mean who could turn this opportunity down?!! The prospect of FREE candy and none alcoholic beverages alongside double digit dollar pay days occasionally.
My friend who is a black, Hillary supporter, who hates racism, and the Sons of Anarchy, is interested in trying out for a band. Do you think this would be a good fit?
I heard Joe was having some issues with the club bookers. The band's rider clearly states that the green room should have a bowl of WHITE m&m's next to a bowl of the saliva used to suck the color off them.
BTW, can someone post a notice
to all drummers on the Long Island Craigslist that 2U's Joe Cumia has a history of online racism that they may want to consider before auditioning? Links to his racist Twitter/FB posts a plus (i.e. Nips = Pearl Harbor, et.al).
music to my ears. i wonder if the peoples court case was the final straw, and the drummer was hoping for a guilty verdict to use as an excuse to leave. fucker now had to go all in.
If you are a 60 year old man looking for a drummer in Craigslist, music should be a hobby. The fact that Joe still thinks this is a legit serious money making venture for touring the world is hilarious.
He can afford it. He has a guaranteed 60k welfare income so he can handle flying across the country, paying for his own travel and accommodations only banking $84 for a week of work.
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n/a andycumiashow 2017-04-20
I wonder what prompted the old drummer to leave.
n/a Mud- 2017-04-20
I have it on good authority Joe was begging the drummers kid for some spit. Drummer was irked to say the least.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-04-20
He spontaneously combusted.
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-04-20
What's wrong with being sexy?
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-04-20
Joe wondered how much blackness he could take, and the answer... was none. None more black.
n/a clay-davis 2017-04-20
Movie quote threads are Reddit-tier trash.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-04-20
Going to prison for being in a shitty band.
n/a verdunkelt 2017-04-20
His daughter came down with severe dry mouth, he needs to focus on her health.
n/a crookedmile 2017-04-20
I hear the only cure for that is a miracle solution that only paintball enthusiasts can provide.
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-04-20
The drummer found out that the guitar player was a nigger.
n/a NihilistKnight 2017-04-20
Joe caught him stealing an apple from his house and administered the appropriate punishment for theft as described by the Koran.
n/a Billyassman 2017-04-20
HIV
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-04-20
This couldn't possibly be related to the band leader constantly being embroiled in battles with potential bookers because of his racism - leading to him going on national television to steal money from a client because his racism got the band dropped, could it?
n/a turnthemaround 2017-04-20
Do you think suing club owners is a poor business move for someone trying to have a long career playing in clubs?
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-04-20
I'm willing to bet they won't want to sign his stupid contracts anymore, sir.
n/a GiygasFetus 2017-04-20
Don't be fatuous, it had everything to do with that.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-04-20
Nigga u the one who fat you oh yes
n/a DryTeeth 2017-04-20
Excuse me Sir....but are you suggesting that the Owner of any potential New venues & gigs would only need to do a simple Google search on the guitarist, who happens to be the man doing all the booking & promotion for the band.....to find out he is a racist piece of shit, whose brother was convicted of beating his girlfriend, a girl 30 years younger than him....and, has a manic lust for children's spit.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-04-20
What does this mean?
n/a Mud- 2017-04-20
It's something shitty musicians use to keep time.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-04-20
Well all musicians should practice with a metronome but only shitty bands perform with them, and a drummer should be able to keep time without one. It's his one job.
n/a HugininuM 2017-04-20
Drumming with training wheels.
n/a Uboat1940 2017-04-20
Not really, if you are drumming to a sequencer or pre-recorded track, a click is almost a requirement for all drummers.
That said, I wish nothing but the worst for 2U.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-04-20
Tracks for ACOUSTIC and TAMBOURINE only! plus at least a dozen overdubs and pop ins.
n/a rahtin 2017-04-20
Even the best drummers in the world drift a bit. They probably use the click because Joe gets pissed when his shitty drummers drift too far.
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-04-20
I'm imagining the douche from whiplash is an soa hoodie
n/a clay-davis 2017-04-20
I'm imagining your mother on all fours.
n/a majestik6 2017-04-20
Nobody is making a living off 2U.
I'm pretty sure they all have day jobs.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-04-20
Holy shit, really? I was assuming that's what it was but I can't recall ever seeing a live band use one.
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-04-20
A metronome, I guess.
n/a davidfeynman 2017-04-20
Drummer wears an earpiece, the other end connected to something that generates a metronome at the desired tempo for each song in the setlist. It will sometimes have cue information on it too.
Normally only needed if playing live with a lot of sequencers and computers, normally not needed for pedestrian old-fashioned cover band poprock, unless this shower of faggots are playing with a lot of pre-recorded backing tracks, so they need to keep the drummer in sync with that.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-20
Should say to a click of people
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-04-20
I mean who could turn this opportunity down?!! The prospect of FREE candy and none alcoholic beverages alongside double digit dollar pay days occasionally.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-20
68 views in 5 yeals rmao
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-04-20
YouTube is a liberal echo chamber for snowflake.... ugh, I can't even pretend to be Joe anymore. He's such an imbecile. What a cretin.
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-04-20
the majority of which are probably from this sub.
n/a crookedmile 2017-04-20
@0:40 Check out the buffalo sister feeling the groove
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-04-20
Egads! That drummer sound like a total hobbyist!
n/a peckaface 2017-04-20
By touring the world, does he mean he plays at Disney at the different "countries"
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-04-20
nah, he meant "counties."
n/a ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-04-20
Didn't he think Cuba is in the southern hemisphere?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-20
It's a small world after all.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-04-20
Walt and the Cumio's shared similar beliefs.
n/a OswaldTheLucky 2017-04-20
Can comfirm. Me and about 13 other people saw them at the American Pavillion at EPCOT in 2013
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-04-20
He didn't even mention the groupies. The sweet sweet groupies.
BigA, Joe Pies, Bobo and BigA.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-04-20
Or better yet, why not promote from within? I'm sure Big A and Fred From Brooklyn have tons of natural talent just waiting to be focused.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-04-20
You think a click track would set off Big A's ticks?
Now I'm imagining a stuttering drummer and have thoroughly entertained myself for this evening.
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-04-20
And (who could forget?) Big A!
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-04-20
This is where we take a page out of Anthony's playbook and we get a man on the inside.
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-04-20
Someone should apply to at least get the schedule. I like sending club owners his tweets.
n/a aprosbro 2017-04-20
Equal opportunity employer
n/a turnthemaround 2017-04-20
My friend who is a black, Hillary supporter, who hates racism, and the Sons of Anarchy, is interested in trying out for a band. Do you think this would be a good fit?
n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-04-20
Yes!!! Ask Brother Joe if niggers need apply
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-04-20
No, the band has a one nigger limit.
n/a slothlivesmatter 2017-04-20
i THINK that samcro MIGHT be overselling THIS opportunity.
n/a Nulltor 2017-04-20
No hobbyists, must have drummed for Nirvana and/or Rush studio albums.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-04-20
He forgot to mention all the hot pussy they get.
https://theguycornernyc.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/almost-journey.jpg
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-04-20
I heard Joe was having some issues with the club bookers. The band's rider clearly states that the green room should have a bowl of WHITE m&m's next to a bowl of the saliva used to suck the color off them.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-20
Giuseppe's habit of RANDOMLY capitalizing WORDS is quite ANNOYING.
n/a LAMF92 2017-04-20
THATS the way YOU GET your point across CLEARLY.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-04-20
He REMINDS me of a certain NAKED radio and TALK show host known around the WORLD in over 600 different COUNTRIES!
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-20
Now THAT'S truly PFG
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-20
Someone who can drum needs to go undercover.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-20
Oh that would make me very happy
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-04-20
He can't even post a job opening without being a passive aggressive douche
n/a brmlb 2017-04-20
it'd be a shame if all the facebook pages of venues hosting 2U this summer got swamped with JoeCumia's racist rants
n/a Uboat1940 2017-04-20
BTW, can someone post a notice to all drummers on the Long Island Craigslist that 2U's Joe Cumia has a history of online racism that they may want to consider before auditioning? Links to his racist Twitter/FB posts a plus (i.e. Nips = Pearl Harbor, et.al).
n/a Anarox 2017-04-20
Can somone from here who can play drums join 2U and document the fall of mankind for us to bear witness
n/a Opesterino 2017-04-20
music to my ears. i wonder if the peoples court case was the final straw, and the drummer was hoping for a guilty verdict to use as an excuse to leave. fucker now had to go all in.
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-20
"We tour the world with this thing"
Do ya?
n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-04-20
They have aspirations to play in Montreal.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-20
Jesus christ he's delusional
n/a grocery_man 2017-04-20
Doesn't The Compound count as worldwide?
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-04-20
With that new studio in the city it sure does!
n/a JansVespa 2017-04-20
"No hobbyists".
Who the fuck does he think he is?
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-04-20
Truly. That line gave me just about the biggest douche chills I've ever had.
n/a Nulltor 2017-04-20
AMA request...
n/a TJMaxxGurl 2017-04-20
One of you fuckers better be good at drums and in for the long con
n/a TacoTrots 2017-04-20
Ugh. (Backing track retards...)
n/a nydrummer429 2017-04-20
and they're not even the biggest offenders. You can't imagine how many bands use them
n/a Wolosocu 2017-04-20
According to the 2U website they do have MANY* shows coming up.
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-04-20
They can't post them because of all the cancellations we caused
n/a Uboat1940 2017-04-20
If you are a 60 year old man looking for a drummer in Craigslist, music should be a hobby. The fact that Joe still thinks this is a legit serious money making venture for touring the world is hilarious.
n/a rahtin 2017-04-20
He can afford it. He has a guaranteed 60k welfare income so he can handle flying across the country, paying for his own travel and accommodations only banking $84 for a week of work.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-04-20
What a tacky wop!
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-04-20
I really hope he only gets serious replies.
n/a braunheiser 2017-04-20
Die in a car fire
n/a illydelph 2017-04-20
https://youtu.be/pU8vE3znOhQ
n/a DougmanWGodspeed 2017-04-20
I wonder if he can afford Sib Hashian's corpse with Ant's allowance.
n/a CertifiedBA 2017-04-20
No hobbyists, we're not a band, we're family. All or nothing.
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-04-20
Playing to the click of a gun I hope.
n/a LAMF92 2017-04-20
THATS the way YOU GET your point across CLEARLY.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-04-20
He REMINDS me of a certain NAKED radio and TALK show host known around the WORLD in over 600 different COUNTRIES!
n/a nydrummer429 2017-04-20
and they're not even the biggest offenders. You can't imagine how many bands use them
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-04-20
Someone should apply to at least get the schedule. I like sending club owners his tweets.