There's a girl that's been on his miiiiind, she just turned niiiiine, Cu-Cu-Cumio!

66  2017-04-20 by lifeobenreilly

But seriously folks, he doesn't like women his age or half of it. Warn your kids.

26 comments

n/a  imdrunkdontjudge 2017-04-20

You're thirteen, you're beautiful and you're mine

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-20

Every time you see Ant's crater-face,

It reminds you of the preteens he looked to groom.

But all he has is the photograph,

Of the black street-hooker that spelled his certain Doom.

n/a  DanceLikeAJig 2017-04-20

Cu-cu-cumio! You're uncontrollable! Wha-ooooah!

Dropping guns all on the floor

Biting and punching a whore! Wha-aaaaooooahh!

n/a  Single_Action_Army 2017-04-20

Way to violate the rhythm. Don't expect to join 2U any time soon with that musical talent.

n/a  DanceLikeAJig 2017-04-20

At least I put myself out there and tried, what have you ever done besides criticize?

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-20

Hey, this guy's right!

n/a  Single_Action_Army 2017-04-20

I learned Engrish. Give me gold.

n/a  deathbirdstories 2017-04-20

Corey Feldman?

n/a  DanceLikeAJig 2017-04-20

Well, look at the big shot fucking the Feldster.

n/a  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-04-20

Women half his age are getting hysterectomies.

n/a  GeMigMat 2017-04-20

boy you'll be a woman soon

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-20

Splash shot in my eyes

Shame that makes me cry

Burning in my seat

I can feel the heat

Lyrics from Ride The (Sue) Lightning

n/a  holodog 2017-04-20

Shame on his elderly mind

n/a  cabaretcabaret 2017-04-20

He bit me, and it felt like a denture

n/a  cabaretcabaret 2017-04-20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMCCHVYV1BA

n/a  Buttpudding 2017-04-20

Cumio has a taste for girls like Mohammad. Ironic since he looks like an Arab.

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-20

He's a Nice, France killer and niece pants filler.

n/a  SirWallaceII 2017-04-20

Tony Cum views Barney as an erotic film

n/a  BlewRaja 2017-04-20

"Do ya like Tom Collins?"

n/a  swankyturd 2017-04-20

Mom and dad this is opie, opie this is my mom and dad, Now show em them titties!

n/a  GraveJ 2017-04-20

He doesn't like women - period.

n/a  ehondaslaps 2017-04-20

He can feel it, cumming in his ass tonight oh lorrrrrrddd He's been waiting for this moment, for all his lifeeeeeeee

n/a  Dagidugidai 2017-04-20

You're burning up the quarter mile, go Sue Lightning go Sue Lightning, you're involved with a pedophile, go Sue Lightning go Sue Lightning

n/a  The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-04-20

When a load hits my eye like a big pizza pie..

Thats, sue lightning.

When I start to go blind like I had too much wine..

thats, sue lightning.

Guns will ring ting a ling a ling, ting a ling a ling

and you'll sing "Oh dara"

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-20

Ope will wiff, sniff sniff sniff, sniff sniff sniff, sniff sniff sniff, while Joe can't play a bar-a!

n/a  throwawaymanthrows 2017-04-20

He was on Twitter last night debating the merits of banging teenagers.

He really is a ghoul.

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-20

I'm a Boogy-man, I'm a Boogy-Man,

Where's my gun?