I thought selling whale was illegal.

Imply she's a whale all you want, she is really confident and has always been that way.

even if i was paid, i'm uncertain if i could forcibly jerk off to her

Hey you guys know what they call a Jewish Woman's boobs?

..... I'll bite

JoobS!

Whoop whoop

Aw hell I'd still suck on her tits who am I kiddin