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Doug Lewyln: "What happens when a bar owner cancels a contract with a racist? Welcome to the People's Court for the case of the Spitter Versus the Quitter.

dear sir, you are a wordsmith.

you dropped your fedora

Tacky t-shirt

Absolute best case scenario for Joe:

He's the flag waving racist brother of a famous exiled racist domestic abuser who uses legal loophole to force Latino bar owner into paying him for nothing after discovering his abhorrent public racist tirades.

Likely scenario for Joe:

He's the flag waving racist brother of a famous exiled racist domestic abuser who uses an embarrassing poorly written vague contract to try and force Latino bar owner into paying him for nothing after discovering abhorrent public racist racist tirades.

Samcro Joe Cumio is one of the least intelligent men I have ever seen. His gigs were cancelled because things he actually said on public social media were shown to clients and potential bookers so his solution is to display it all on national television to pedantically win a few hundred dollars.

He could have made a Facebook post apologising for his past behaviour, how he's moved on and understands why people dropped his band and how he's determined to change and win back people's trust etc etc etc blah blah blah, but no, he absolutely doubles down and decides to use a JCB digger and not a shovel to create his own grave.

I mean fuck, I actually largely agree with him on most things and think he's a talented musician but he's such a fucking tard it's impossible not to root against him.

Incorrect. The absolute best case scenario for Joe would be if those pitchers of water in the courtroom we're full of Aryan child spit instead of water.

I lead about that on Leddit. Disgusting.

By talented musician do you mean he's really good at googling https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/jimi_hendrix_tabs.htm and playing along on his iPad because his only talent is making a living off other people's work and creativity? Sure sounds like a Brother Joe to me.

I play guitar and appreciate how skilled he is. Don't get me wrong, I hate him as much as the next guy but he's a good guitarist. I said he's a good musician not a good song writer.

This is genuinely good

You're right, that guitarist is pretty good. He picked one of the easiest RHCP bass songs to cover. My favorite part is 0:45-0:55 when nothing Joe is playing matches what is heard. The amount of post-processing that went into that is astounding.

I thought his Music Man wasn't even plugged in because they normally only have three tone nobs but I guess he has some annoying special edition.

I hear what you're saying and I thought the same thing about his solo not looking like it sounded that perfect.

He's definitely a talented guitarist though. I would love to be that good. I wouldn't want to cosplay and try and make a living being in a gay cover band but I would like to play that competently.

Okay, you have almost earned my vote. Change "talented" to "skilled" and you have it. He has technical skills and he can perform other people's artistic creations, much like Schumer.

He does not have the talent or music theory education to write a multi-instrumental multi-layered harmonies in different keys nor is he capable of writing lyrics that are appreciably different than Johnny Rebel.

How do you play octaves?

Playing U2 isn't as easy as reading tabs. The Edge is a very unorthodox guitar player. U2 are faggots and Joe is a faggot but neither are untalented.

I know a lot of musicians who can copy other player's work note for note. They are good musicians but ultimately it's about originality. Joe has nothing to say as a musician that's is why he had made his. Steer as a tribute guitarist. Also, that is why he looks down on original bands (he says it doesn't pay). The reason is all due to the fact that Joe is a bore and it shows in his music.

He says that performing original music "doesn't pay"?

Didn't they go that route and fail (Rotgut)?

If you want to make it as a professional musician and your songs don't catch on, this is where you end up. I've been in cover bands with people who want to put "flair" or "their own spin" on a song (especially solos). Usually, they're too lazy to learn the parts right, or they're not up to the task and they can't come out and say "I can't play that". It's irritating as hell when you're learning parts playing with recordings for hours, and some guy is just winging solos because he knows what key it's in.

If you're good, where tribute bands start, originality ends. If I go see a Pink Floyd tribute band, since Pink Floyd doesn't tour anymore, I don't want to hear some guys "take" on the solo to Time. I want to hear the solo. (This isn't a great example because Gilmour improvised a little bit live, sorry, I don't have a better one).

In the southeast there's a band called The Breakfast Club. They're like a tribute band, to the 80s. They dress the part, rotate songs in and out of the list, they're really, really good, and they make a living. I bet everyone of them took a shot at making it with originals, didn't happen. So you can get real job, or make it as a pro musician playing in tribute/cover bands if they're big enough (you can teach on the side too).

You might be better off with a real job. I've never had a band as a full time job, but the amount of work it is to haul gear to a bar, play from 9pm to 1am, and pack up is crazy. By the time you get home and wind down it's 4am. Really good bands do better than break even, but most of the (mediocre) bands I did it in it was $400/night, and usually dinner. So for a 5 piece band, $50/night and a cheeseburger. And oddly, this is one of the things that has not changed with inflation. Bar bands made $400/night in 2000 and that's what they still make (in this area). There's always one guy whose bar tab is more than the pay for the gig.

I'm not saying Joe is a good person, a smart person, that he was ever funny on the show, and that the reminders that he's the reason O&A exist aren't pathetic, not to mention taking money from his little brother... but he's a good guitar player.

Saying he isn't is like saying that because Anthony went on some racist tirades and likes women 1/3 his age means he isn't funny. He's a very damaged person, but funny as hell, especially when he's with other funny people.

Idk, this shit looks fucking easy Then again, I am intentionally, painfully, and blissfully ignorant of U2 aside from like Joshua Tree and Vertigo.

There's an endless amount of guitar magazine articles and internet articles trying to figure out how to get his sound. It's not as easy as "here's the chords" with him.

And I don't even like U2 except for Achtung Baby. Their fans are annoying and Bono is the personification of everything I hate about celebrities. But Edge is deceptively difficult. Especially when you're trying to sound exactly like him in a lame cover band.

I'd have to listen to hours of U2 (I won't) to appreciate Mr. The Edge, Sr. (I won't). But if people can mimic Tom Morello, inarguably one of the most creative guitarists of all time, to an incredibly convincing degree, I think someone can figure El Cliffo.

Right, but my point is it isn't easy. Some random guy can't pick up a guitar and instantly play Guerrilla Radio just because they know the chords.

I do that for fun but only a nigger would think to charge people to hear it.

"I was sampling your honour".

that face says all anyone needs to know about SAMCRO Joe.

Letalded?

dabbling in French now?

If Flench is a man's ass, then yes.

;)

I hope he gets sentenced to 50 years in jail.

I hope he gets the chair.

"In light of recent evidence I would like to invoke the Dunce clause of 1831, your majesty."

according to which the culprit shall receive a flogging administered by the village blacksmith and be tarred and feathered like a shifty-eyed gypsy

"This man be two stupad tu liv!"

i hope he gets 400 lashings and his first born fed to lions.

I've never heard of Anthony referred to as a "Lion" before.

He's not a loyin

Lions are from Africa and so isn't at least one person from the Cumia gene pool.

lion is huge symbol in arab countries. lions and horses.

in his homeland Tunisia whoever manages to successfully emigrate to Europe or N America is automatically on the rank of lion.

And they only use the saliva of a single 8 year old to wet the sponge

He's suing to get his chair back?

Talk about taking a load off,am I right?

Joe would be happy if he got a chair

How about a good old fashion Crucifixion?

It has been written.

A reading from the Book of Brother Jenkem Joe, A letter from the Panerayians to the People's Court on the Tunisian Cumian....

"Whilst consuming expectorate from children for the purposes of achieving a violent orgasm, he uses racist epitaphs. Crucify him."

Only a mooching loser would be happy to be on the People's Court.

Has Ant had any reaction to his brother's anticipated televised legal hijinx?

His "show" starts at 4. Call him and ask.

Too bad Judge WOPner is dead, would have been a nice home venue advantage.

Good one

When the fuck does this air? And can someone upload it for here. This is going to either be hilarious or a total let down

Plobabry the ratter but it's alrays gleat when we can use oul corrective imaginations befole being plesented with facts.

Just when it gets beyond stale, you have me cracking up kind faggot. Sometimes relentless racial humor is just fucking funny. Ahh, dont stop guy. Really curious to see how long you can keep this up.

It rerry is Fkn hirrarious.

eww

This is a very impressive sentence considering your spell check was more than likely causing your computer to overheat.

DO THE BIT!

This isn't gonna go how Joe thinks it's gonna go.

You don't think he's gonna win huh?

Even if he's legally in the right he'll find a way to talk his way into losing. Ant has a better chance of winning a court proceeding about his connection to Kurt love.

You forgot you're Chinese.

No I didn't. You just folgot the lures.

GONG

How?

tsss reah what ale you a led Indian ol sumpthin

Oriental chip?

Of course he wears a trashy graphic tee under his blazer. I'm just glad he wore sleeves.

Well he's in a motorcycle gang he needs to keep up his tough guy appearance

"I have a contract, your Honor. It's binding. That's why they call it a contract. I rest my case."

I don't know what kind of court this but I hope Judge Jamal resides

How many of yall likes law?

LOOK AT HIM, HE'S GUILTY, HE'S GUILTY BECAUSE HE KNOW!!!

What a smug fool. Hopefully that smirk will be wiped off his face in a couple of hours.

I heard he already got a tattoo before leaving for Florida to celebrate the victory.

Wouldn't be a surprise. He's a buffoon.

This is a great day for our sport.

What a season.

Will there be a social media meltdown if he loses?

Most of us would not know. Joe has it twitter set to private.

Hopefully we have some spies over there.

Mcgowan9 is in with The Irish

I don't get it.

for some reason i have the notion that you're irish and the sons of anarchy are allied with a faction of the IRA that they colloquially refer to as The Irish

One of my grandmothers was half Northern Irish but she was a Proddy, so no, sorry. Am mostly English with a bit of Scottish, German and Ulster.

The People's Cunt

That's the smirk of a man who just fucked a dead kid.

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR

The People's Court makes normal, functioning people look like idiots. Joe only has a handful of brain cells, so I don't think this is going to go well for him.

Ya think

so I don't think this is going to go well for him.

There's nothing I want more than to see this overly confident spastic get humiliated and humbled on TV.

This is a 65 year old pedo that takes selfies of himself. You're not cool, Joseph. I hope you brought a bottle a children's spit to keep you quenched.

Here is the question I am wondering about, how do the fuckers in 2U feel about this nonsense. this can not shine a good light on the rest of the band.

im sure they talked about dumping his ass but joe probably has all the equipment or something weird keeping him in the loop

Anthonys money, Joes role in 2u is probably a real life David Brent type of situation

They're in a band with him. Of course they're just as shitty as him.

Joe runs the band as far as I know. They can quit but he owns everything.

how hard it can be to find/join another unpopular tribute band.

Joe is a dumb cunt who is only concerned with satisfying his own ego and coming off as a bad ass on TV. I guarantee he hasn't even considered that this might go horribly wrong for him.

When they put his name on the screen it will read "Joseph Cumia, aka "Brother Joe" Brother of Anthony Cumia ex radio star"

It will read Yussuf Bin Yussuf al-Qumiyyah, Iraqi refugee

Dude way to be offensive to Yusuf's background. The Qumiyyah tribe isn't Iraqi, they're North African berbers.

Then they can cut my hair, or sumptin.

Too bad he wasn't going on Judge Judy. That would have been one for the books.

My sister was on The Peoples Court. It's really nothing to be proud of or excited about.

what was the case about.

her customer caught STD and wanted her to pay his medical bills?

They are going to make him look like an asshole jerk. It's going to be great tv

Well. That didn't work out the way you guys wanted it to.

He claims he won. Best you can hope for is a lecture from the judge.

Joe is going to be on TV explaining his use of the word 'nigger'. There is no possible outcome that could disappoint us.

Its People's Court.........not THOSE People's Court

White trash man appears on white trash television program.

Nothing new.

There is nothing white about the Cumias.

I wonder if the term 'opie & anthony subreddit' will be uttered for the first time ever on network television.

or in public

Love how these cumia's keep inadvertently adding fuel to the O&A sub

The best offense is a good defense. He should just yell all the racist things he said in the past

Can we cross this with r/trashy?

I am so excited. The Judge could rule in Joe's favor and it would still be great because the names "Joe Cumia" and "2U" are going to be on TV with the defendant explaining why he cancelled the gig, which is most certainly going to involve the use of the word "nigger". This is just fantastic.

would it kill him to open his eyes in a picture? that guy who called him a "faggot with weak retinas" was too right

I hope to see him on Cops next

After the court case I want to hear more than anything "Next case! U2 incorporated versus 2U" Then 25 lawyers in suits walk in.

when this airs this subreddit will implode.

"Mr. Cumio, do you in fact deny being a redneck, White bread, chickenshit motherfucker?"

is this shit for fucking real?

He does understand its fake court, right?

Is it sad that this is the most exciting thing to me in the past year and I got married last fall? The answer is no, no it is not.

Who does he think his audience is that this is gonna work out for him ?

"You are... NOT the father" "I knew it, I knew it"

Are we having a live thread while this airs? I think so.

I'm gonna be incredibly upset if the bar owner doesn't show joes tweets calling black people animals and savages and that they need to die.

What I would give to see a slegehammer drive through his skull just as he was making that face.

What a fucking faggot.

There are some really amazing Tribute bands.

"2U" is not one of them.. I don't understand why anyone would want to book or see them in the first place.

"In light of recent evidence I would like to invoke the Dunce clause of 1831, your majesty."

i hope he gets 400 lashings and his first born fed to lions.

I don't get it.

And they only use the saliva of a single 8 year old to wet the sponge

If Flench is a man's ass, then yes.

;)

He's suing to get his chair back?

how hard it can be to find/join another unpopular tribute band.

Joe would be happy if he got a chair

you dropped your fedora

What a season.