Important announcement!

8  2017-04-19 by TheNigIsUp

Today is my birthday. So in honor of that I'd like make some new sub rules for today.

1: Be nice to me and say kind things about me

2: Upvote all of the comments I make today and leave replies saying how funny/insightful they are

3: Please share all your favorite memories of my escapades on this sub(not all at once though we don't wanna crash the Reddit servers, folks)

I'll be eagerly awaiting all the kind things I'm sure you swell people are gonna say! Have a blessed day 😇

28 comments

Happy Birthday! Hopefully it's your last. Queer.

This is the exact opposite of what I requested 😔

I hope you can get that child spit flavored birthday cake you PMed me about.

My favorite memory of u/TheNigIsUp is all of the weird gook porn he posts from time to time.

That kid loves him some yellow pussy.

I certainly do!

Who doesn't?

Your lacist

Happy birthday, man! :D

ME: :)

I think that you're awesome because you post -- probably -- illegal hentai and are interested in military equipment. Not many people can say that.

Thank you.

You hear that step dad! You used to laugh at me for spending all my time watching "faggy Jap shit" and reading soldier of Fortune magazine. Who's laughing now!?

Still him probably

That's almost a 'oh literal' bit isn't it?

That is true, he's still fucking your mom.

Good on him, she's been dead since 2008 so that pussy is probably pretty much rotting jerky by now.

What makes the hentai illegal?

Some of them have involved like 11 year old girls getting fucked by their brother or uncle.

eleven? More like 6.

Isn't it basically child porn that involves pre-pubescent kids engaging in sex acts with their family members? I know that's probably illegal here but we don't have a 1st amendment.

Happy cakeday lol

Well, Aaron Hernandez went all loopy cunt from The Omen for you. No one will top that.

Aaron Hernandez did thisfor you.

Me and him have the same initials. I think God got mixed up at which one that was supposed to happen to today.

Easy there friend, Old G-d doesn't make mistakes!

I came here wanting you to die. But your replies are pretty funny. Still die though.

Thank you for following at least one of my birthday rules. I bet you're really just a sweet fella under that nasty attitude defense shield you put up.

Have a great day!

You sound like my ex girlfriends, faggot.

Nigger

72 years young, congratulations! Here's to maybe another five years.