Well, usually with your mother and afterwards she complains about how her son's life is uninteresting and he has no funny stories of his own, just like the "head writer" of the hack show he works on
i got blown by a hooker right after shooting up so i couldnt come. it was only 20 bucks and i gave her a baby line of coke. she was surprisingly hot too
her boyfriend got out of rikers, ODd and died. she got our drug dealer put away and as far as i know she shipped off to rehab. will probably nevrr see her again
Sounds like she had a really positive impact on the people around her. I lived with a hooker for a short time. She'd give me 4 or 5 methadone pills (sometimes 6) just to drive her short distances like a half mile to the store so she could buy cigarettes. It was great. Oh and one time she nodded off in my bed and got her period. Made a quarter sized blood stain on my sheets
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n/a YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-04-18
Are you only looking for real stories or can people make stuff up with show references in it like Jimmy did with his celebrity ghost story?
n/a ECB2017 2017-04-18
It's real stories, but more just like authenticity checks. He'll probably also wanna run ideas by and see if they're unrealistic.
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-04-18
Well, usually with your mother and afterwards she complains about how her son's life is uninteresting and he has no funny stories of his own, just like the "head writer" of the hack show he works on
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-04-18
What a coincidence! My boyfriends name is John!
n/a stinksskc 2017-04-18
i got blown by a hooker right after shooting up so i couldnt come. it was only 20 bucks and i gave her a baby line of coke. she was surprisingly hot too
n/a Pino_Palladino 2017-04-18
Whatever happened with the hooker that was giving you money to rent hotel rooms in your name?
n/a stinksskc 2017-04-18
her boyfriend got out of rikers, ODd and died. she got our drug dealer put away and as far as i know she shipped off to rehab. will probably nevrr see her again
n/a Pino_Palladino 2017-04-18
Sounds like she had a really positive impact on the people around her. I lived with a hooker for a short time. She'd give me 4 or 5 methadone pills (sometimes 6) just to drive her short distances like a half mile to the store so she could buy cigarettes. It was great. Oh and one time she nodded off in my bed and got her period. Made a quarter sized blood stain on my sheets
n/a stinksskc 2017-04-18
its such a sad story man i feel terrible for the dude. she fucking killed him
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-04-18
I cannot give my name out, so call me James N. and I believe I can be of assistance with my experiences in the Meat Packing District.
n/a Pino_Palladino 2017-04-18
Whatever happened with the hooker that was giving you money to rent hotel rooms in your name?