Shit, he's on to us. See you fellas on the other side.

17  2017-04-18 by ManiacalChrisBenoit

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I have that same chefs knife. But, unlike Patton, I didn't poison my wife with a deadly cocktail of prescription drugs.

Did you stab her with a hand forged chef's knife?

No, I don't think that level of Shun is all that hand made. Stabbed her with a low level Shun

How you keep that bitch sharp? Mine is starting to lose its "if it brushes against me i'll start bleeding" edge

Home and sharpen it. Never put it in the dishwasher.

If there is one of us who couldn't take that faggoty little troll in a fight, knife or not, then they deserve to die.

I'd be tempted to shoot him if I saw him just walking around downtown, let alone walking onto my property with a knife.

Ol' Patton "shorter than Rogan" Oswalt.

He looks like my grandmother...

He looks like a computer-aged photo of a 12 year old from 1998.

He's mocking us. He's rubbing it into our faces. We know you killed her, Patton. You won't get away with this.

I feel bad for his breakfast, I mean daughter.

He's like a manbaby.