Jim won't fuck someone he hangs out with for the first time

18  2017-04-18 by Fightingrooster

But he edges to porn all night and pays trannys to eat his ass. What the fuck is wrong with him

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he was only referring to women. he fucks strange men in dresses at the drop of a hat

at the drop of a pant

lol xD

Because whenever he goes to Ant's he sees this...he doesn't want to end up like his good friend, chasing psycho sluts

He explained his reasoning relatively well.

This just in: Jim is a weirdo.

at this point, jim believes his own bullshit. He can't seal the deal because he is moderate success can't overshadow his ugliness and awkward looks, therefore he can't get the young chicks his perversion desires. and he won't publicly admit he is gay, or at least bisexual, so that cuts his odds down by half of getting laid.

I can see that. Why can't he admit it though? Hasn't he pretty done so with his late night hobbies

His dad is probably a homophobe who has given him a complex about it. So he tells his parents he is just kidding about the trannies because he plays a character.

Wow. Almost makes me feel bad for the $60,000 fugitive

sounds like youre speaking from experience here

Nah, I'm open about my peckah addiction.

But he'll ask what size shoe you wear in the middle of a conversation about weather because he's a complete fucking weirdo and closet fag.

That's an easy position to take when 100% of the time, the girl is on board with it.

Jim is the worst

Grown men with rules like that are called fags.

"i HHHHATE making love, it just reminds me of neediness and that just totally turns me off. the only time i DO make love is when its the wrong thing to do, you know? like if im with a skanky hooker then i'll kiss her and make love to her, just because thats the dirty thing to do."

-- jim norton

Oh my god Jimmy really is gay

maybe he feels he has to let them know something beforehand... hm.