During the middle of the day there are maybe 9 men in my office and 2 big bathrooms. I shit there maybe once a week. Every time i go to take a dump there is someone already shitting. I refuse to ride shotgun with those animals. I'm not kidding though. Every single time. Those people never stop shitting. And they are always paint the back of the bowl shits. These people have the digestive system of a pigeon.
I make my own hours, and I wind up coming in before everyone else most times. As a result, I get first crack at a freshly cleaned bowl. Work shitting at it's finest.
I almost came and then I had a real hard let down when I realized this makes you angry. This is why I'm all for non-gender biased bathrooms, so that I can pretend that heat emanates from a tranny's hairy ass.
Years ago, I did a shit at school during lunch break. It was a masterpiece. Almost a foot long, it bent round the u-bend and a good portion of it stuck out of the water like the Loch Ness monster. I wiped my arse and the paper was still pristine white. It was such a magnificent turd, I gave serious thought to finding a box and fishing it out to show to my chums. But I did the next best thing; threw the toilet paper in the crapper in the next stall and left my recently birthed shit blimp intact for the next occupant to discover.
I wish I'd taken a note of the last 3 meals I'd eaten and how much water I'd drank, as it really was a once in a lifetime dump.
10 comments
n/a JeremyACrosby 2017-04-17
the warmth is nice but knowing where the warmth came from is negating.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-17
During the middle of the day there are maybe 9 men in my office and 2 big bathrooms. I shit there maybe once a week. Every time i go to take a dump there is someone already shitting. I refuse to ride shotgun with those animals. I'm not kidding though. Every single time. Those people never stop shitting. And they are always paint the back of the bowl shits. These people have the digestive system of a pigeon.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-04-17
We just have two single occupancy bathrooms here. It's fun blowing it up, but it's gross when someone else does.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-17
That's what Descartes called the 'shitter's paradox'.
n/a nigforagua 2017-04-17
I shit, therefore I am
n/a FoetusCorruptus 2017-04-17
I make my own hours, and I wind up coming in before everyone else most times. As a result, I get first crack at a freshly cleaned bowl. Work shitting at it's finest.
n/a zenicaone 2017-04-17
no
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-04-17
I almost came and then I had a real hard let down when I realized this makes you angry. This is why I'm all for non-gender biased bathrooms, so that I can pretend that heat emanates from a tranny's hairy ass.
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-17
Not really but thought I'd share this.
Years ago, I did a shit at school during lunch break. It was a masterpiece. Almost a foot long, it bent round the u-bend and a good portion of it stuck out of the water like the Loch Ness monster. I wiped my arse and the paper was still pristine white. It was such a magnificent turd, I gave serious thought to finding a box and fishing it out to show to my chums. But I did the next best thing; threw the toilet paper in the crapper in the next stall and left my recently birthed shit blimp intact for the next occupant to discover.
I wish I'd taken a note of the last 3 meals I'd eaten and how much water I'd drank, as it really was a once in a lifetime dump.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-04-17
It was off topic, but I appreciate it.