r/opieandanthony: Tell us one thing you like outside of the O&A universe

Tell us one thing you like outside of the O&A universe

9 2017-04-17 by I-take-beast-shits

Most of us hate just about everything that exists within the O&A world today.

My question for you is this - what are some of the simple pleasures a kind gentle soul like yourself enjoys on this fine planet of ours?

51 comments

n/a xaway3 2017-04-17

my dog

n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-04-17

what kind of dog is it, and what's it's name

n/a xaway3 2017-04-17

Boston Terrier, 11 months old name is Buzz. He's such a good boy even though he pissed on the carpet yesterday

n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-04-17

take him outside more often?

n/a xaway3 2017-04-17

when it's raining sometimes he thinks he can break the rules and piss inside. He doesn't like to get wet. Bath time is traumatic for him.

n/a goo-gobbler 2017-04-17

did you name it after ant's first fuck?

please kill me.

n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-04-17

Only appropriate since it was xaway's first fuck too.

n/a xaway3 2017-04-17

Second dude what do ya think I am, new?

n/a lemskroob 2017-04-17

a schnoodle, awlroight

n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17

Furiously masturbating.

n/a lemskroob 2017-04-17

no no, he said outside of the O&A universe.

n/a flip0pilf 2017-04-17

Gardening. Both indoor and outdoor

n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-04-17

don't take this the wrong way, but for some reason I picture a metallica t-shirt pulling up tight as your asscrack sticks out each time you bend over to pull weeds.

n/a flip0pilf 2017-04-17

No sorry, Pretty in shape, nice tan from the weekend, and a beautiful smile.

n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-04-17

What's the pH of your soil fella?

n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-04-17

Using soil in 2017?

n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-04-17

I only grow Chia pets

n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-04-17

n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-04-17

league of legends, poker and drugs

n/a flip0pilf 2017-04-17

ya, good call on the drugs

n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-04-17

Masturbating to/watching Japanese cartoons and oxycotin.

n/a NormMcdongloads 2017-04-17

Anime 24 7

n/a literalotherkin 2017-04-17

That scene in Scrooged where Murray does the Burton impression for the chick from the Goonies.

n/a Ralph_Cifaretto 2017-04-17

Lambs being turned into lamb chops.

n/a Guinness525 2017-04-17

Steven Van Zandt's bottom lip.

n/a GagMeWithASpewwn 2017-04-17

The parallel ridges on either side of Bryan Cranston's mouth.

n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-04-17

Being creepy to women online.

n/a Thomas_Dairy 2017-04-17

The look of shame on my crush's face when I caught her farting in gym class.

n/a Slateski 2017-04-17

Cricket.

n/a zenicaone 2017-04-17

playing soccer (eurofag) , driving bike and similar activities.

n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-04-17

you have the hobbies of a prebuecent boy

n/a zenicaone 2017-04-17

that would be according to USA standards I guess.

here those are perfectly normal hobbies for adult men.

we also like putting fingers in each others assess after a good soccer game if we win - not gay at all , just a sign of appreciation for good team work.

I assume in USA we would be called faggs for doing it.

everyday you learn something new I guess, ehh.

n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-04-17

TIL about euro soccer fags and their not at all gay way of showing appreciation for a game well played.

Any chance you guys could replace "fingers" with "loaded assault rifles"?

Thanks in advance.

n/a zenicaone 2017-04-17

we though of it but assault rifles are no-no in most of eurofag countries (not all though) - but pistols are quite available.

would pistols be good enough for this purpose, though ?

I can suggest and see if my totally not gay friends agree.

n/a DaveNone 2017-04-17

I like to read, ride my bike, volunteer at a food pantry for those in need, take my dog for walks, watch some TV in the evening, experiment when I try to cook and hit yard sales now and then.

n/a Guinness525 2017-04-17

GAAAY!

n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-04-17

Pistols would be an acceptable substitute. Excellent work.

n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-04-17

I like to feel the scruff of a tranny's 5 o'clock shadow just grazing my cock ever so delicately before the whiskers hit my asshole. And I like golf.

n/a turnthemaround 2017-04-17

I spend a lot of time working on jokes for this sub.

n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-04-17

Most of the time I keep my head on a swivel

n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-04-17

'lotta sharks out there...