What I find most disturbing, that lip thing Norton is doing...

You mean Morton?

Maybe he's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline?

What I find most disturbing is the Vos Roll at the lower right.

Well played, OP.

This truly highlights that this man is a nigger chameleon creepily lurking around, adapting trends 10 years too late and managing to fuck 6's consistently.

It's called the Mandela Effect. Named after Jason Mandela the first man to set foot on the moon.

DAS NOT WHO HE WAS!!!!

Anthony Cumio should school you on how thinks went with the moon landing (such as, the race of the people involved with much of the research and development).

Ever see "Hidden Figures" bro? Yeah, educate yourself before you sound foolish!

Three black chicks with attitude did a few math problems and saved "whitey" from making a castrastophic mistake... "Ahh Hell naw!... What chu niggas doin', tryin' to land on da sun?" fixes hair sassily saves Nasa, the end!

yeah it was sassy black ladies and not nazi scientists..

No and we definitely didnt give any Jap scientists reprieves on "war crimes" either... "So what was that germ you killed all those Chinks with? Can you show it to us?"

Yes I believe I was present at one such of me Cuomo's dissertations. The audience seemed to be enraptured, you could hear a pin drop

Wasn't he the guy that invented those pattern coloring books?

Colin's book was not actually a coloring book, contrary to popular belief

Aint it somethin Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

I think that ones called Louis Gehrickson diseasese, where the kid out grows his skelington. Its a fun one.

Everybody has just a picture and name but Vos also has a plug.

You cant make this stuff up

You still didn't spell Berenstain Bears correctly.

Bernstein Bears is also what he reads to his girlfriends before they go to sleep at 8PM because its a school night.

Ant's a pedophile.

Did u get the Nationality correct?

Or, at least get Race/Ethnicity in there:
Need to point out his Northern African bloodline.

Wasn't he also on the first Jamaican bobsled team?

Cuz you know, he's not white, just like Sherrod.

Jim Morton lol

Anthony Cumio is actually the man that entertained us all these years and was funny.

Anthony Cumia is just some drunk impostor.

You say tomato, I say undead tranny bottom.

Sam Robertson

It's enraging that he missed that. Motherfucking bucket of peckas.

Enraging? Do you always mimic Lil Jimmys phrases, or just today?

Poor Patrice. Thank God he's not around to see who he's being associated with.

Mandela effect is on par with flat earth.

Sez you. Mandela effect is for reals. Flat earth is for defiant porch monkies.

You magnificent peckahs, this made lol'd

Definitely: I could have sworn he died years ago - beaten to death by a transvestite whore on the streets of New York.

All that subtlety really helped sell it

How did you fuck up both versions of "Berenstain"?

The Jews altered reality, it's not his fault.

I love altered reality, especially if its funny.

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