D-Bag is leaving the Jim and Sam show

59  2017-04-17 by MalcolmX_InTheMiddle

But if a d-bag leaves a show and nobody cares, does D-bag really leave?

121 comments

Guess management doesn't love the direction of the show.

Apparently Derrick doesn't. He is pulling a Sal. Gave them one week's notice and is getting the fuck out.

The fact cunt

It got repetitive, but the D-Bag abuse was one of the few consistently enjoyable things about the show.

It was ok. But could not live up to E-Rock abuse.

Even the hangers on want off this death train

To be fair he gave them 40% of their content

And does all of their video and internet media.

How long till he hangs himself?

....

That was terrible, I apologize.

YEEEEEEES!

tss car lease-y whats ya payment plan or sumthin.. idk.

Ground roll double, sock-cucka!

It's ground rule double you limey faggot. USA! USA! USA!

jk

tss tss We don't let the ground make da rules in Eurasia, or yer ass, or sumthin'.

a tad wordy

Please don't refer to them by nicknames, this isn't a wrestling show.

Yeah can someone edit the title to Derek Scancarelli rather than D Bag.

Thank you.

I just emailed the Reddit Admins, called in a few favors, they are on the motherfucker.

Go-on-naw

You got the Reddit Admins on this? Shiiiit negro, that's all you had to say.

PULPFICSHUN

Yeah, we certainly don't use nicknames around here....

Good for him. I'm tired of hearing Sam attempt to make him the E-Rock of the show. Sam is a disgusting mutant and I would smack his mouth if he tried that smarmy bullshit with me. D-bag should of quit months ago.

should of

Thanks for your help, faggot.

The subreddit of fuxj

Spelling mistakes are alright but don't capitalize your retardation.

god forbid a nigga make a mistake in this bastion of literacy

bastion have literacy*

He should have quit the minute he started calling him "dizzle bizzle" ironic or not

Sam is a disgusting mutant

Really made me laugh haha. Perfect.

You ain't smacking shit tough guy.

Real original username, bitch. . You have a poster of Jimmy above your bed? Queer off

k

He stabbing shit instead huh

Is the show that bad?? Opie bad?? I only listened to about twenty minutes of one of the shows during its first week.

Not "Opie and friends yell for 3 hours" bad, but it's not good.

yea but how can you not HAHAHAHHAHAHAH love it when every fucking sentence on opie's show hahahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAH is shouted over with fake laughs about HAHAHAHAHHA unfunny shit

Do you like an hour of uninformed Trump talk to start every show? How about pop culture references like the great movie line "I am Julius Caesar. No, I am Julius Caesar."? Then this is the show for you.

It's pretty good.

Its better than 10 times better than Anthonys show and a hundred times better than Opies show.

That's quite a lot of better ,I'm sold.

I liked Derrick, why is he leaving? Did they say anything?

He was never comfortable being a character on the show.

They said it is a better position at a better unnamed company. But popular theory is, it's because 2 weeks ago Jim jumped his ass on air and Sam called him out for not making new/non-shit production bits.

The show was fucking awful for a few weeks. They were re-hashing old O&A bits daily instead of doing new bits. If D-Bag was also in charge of show prep, it would explain why every show started off with a "remember when".

A few weeks?

I interpreted the playing of old O&A bits to be a passive aggressive shot at Opie. As in, we can play your own old show when you couldn't and you can't do shit about it.

That's great, that means they're focused on entertaining the listeners.

Is Jim still doing the bitch shit where he shit talk Opie with vague insults

If dbag was in charge of show prep, wtf do Travis, Adrian, and Troy do?

From what I've gathered, Travis and Adrian do show prep. Dbag was the video guy and I guess call screener.

Who the fuck knows what troy does

Men and 60 year old women.

Troy does the audio

Shoves mouthy girlfriends off clifgs

A week after Jim made him do actual work on bits rather than just getting his eggs and uploading stuff to youtube he left

I'm glad the lazy fuck is leaving

It was great though. Googling vore and talking about it was an incredible bit.

D-Bag is a lazy fuck, fancy that.

Say what you will about Sam, but if you're on a national radio show, you work your ass off to get on-air and build your personality to get ahead. D-Bag rested on his natural skills but never pushed himself further, he was fat, relatively unmotivated, and lucked into an asian girlfriend who'd service his gelatinous folds.

Pathetic.

Sounds like a dream life. What are you talking about?

It was, and he wasted it by resting on his laurels, and underserving his bosses.

He's still got the same life except he's no longer working for the spinoff of the spinoff of the Opie & Anthony Show. Don't project your own misery unto others, as the good book says.

Tsss reah rhat abrout lesting on his Haldys ol sumpthin

Oof

God damn are you awful.

No need to take the Rold's name in vain, Sil.

I just wanted you to know I found this amazing.

Everything you wrote is wrong except for him being fat and slug-like.

Dbag clearly didn't want to be an on air personality. His job was to handle the videos (which he apparently did well except) and screen calls.

If you want to talk lazy, how about the two people whose names are on the banner. They do zero prep aside from sometimes reading the prep that is prepped for them or watching two episodes of a new tv show. Apparently in the radio world making it to the "top" means you can do nothing except for complain about the quality and amount of work being produced by everyone below you.

Dbag got a job where he will still get paid but won't ever get dressed down by a balding clown mongoloid and he won't ever be wrapped in plastic for the amusement of 4 people.

Apparently in the radio world making it to the "top" means you can do nothing but complain about the quality and amount of work being produced by everyone below you.

That's every world. Shit rolls downhill.

Oh no!

Who's going to wear the cocksucker red lipstick now? What about the sexy whispering bit?

I guess it's time for Hot Dog to step up and take his position as the new Stunt Boy!

I really hope the show can recover from this loss.

Cocksucker red lipstick was one of those things that was kind of funny the first time they said it, and then they tried to make it a thing by repeating it 1,000 times over the course of two weeks and ruined it.

They Opie'd it.

Queshhhhtunnabulllll

What about that tefft 🐶 barking thing

You don't enjoy their desperate and hollow attempts to turn him into another E-Rok?

Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

D-bag knew staying there would be draining. Just imagine a genetic reject running you down daily.

And Sam, too

I wondered how long he would last, you can tell he really hates being talked to like a fool. What use is self respect on a show like this?

how long will it last

I would tolerant it if it's someone like borington or Collin, not absolute retards like Sam

You would tolerant it? How tolerate of you.

Jim's hazing was clever and playful. Sam's was a mix of phony, awkward and forced, like his previous boss, therefore very douchey.

Yes. Plus the fact that Sam is just as lame a dork as D-Bag yet completely oblivious to that fact always made his shitting on D-Bag bits really unfunny to me. It's like one of the loser kids in class picking on on someone even more helpless and looking around the room for laughs.

Oh bother what an incredible loss.

I just hope DEREK finds success, & has time to shit on Sam & spill some well-needed beans.

Which one was d-bag? The fat guy with the weird voice, or the bald cuban who fucked the dominican porn star?

The fat one.

Aren't all the staff fat?

Actually, the only fat fuck is quitting.

Quitting, like quit having a long healthy life of being able to see his dick without neck craning.

I thought Opie already left.

Home run

Does that mean we'll finally get to see the video of him sporting Cock Sucking Red lipstick? Or the one with him wrapped up in plastic foil?

Man that sounds like my kind of radio

He was only slightly better than Sal with rolling with the on air abuse. Neither liked it and both fucked off. Life will go on.

"D-bag"

Can you narrow it down?

I always thought that's some retard from boringtons show

Guess we're gonna hear alot more of that "Hot Dog" fella. Well, the few of you who still listen that is.

Hey, MicroPeckah, just a heads up:
alot is actually spelled a lot. You can remember it by it is one lot, 'a lot'.

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you stink! ..... infact, you stink alot!

Don't even think about it.

by the way, I looked at ur comments, you got the 'i before e except after c' thing wrong. ur(you're) a silly goose!

No I didn't get anything wrong.

Your lying.

*you're, as in "you're a faggot"

Good work spotting the joke champ.

I still don't know who that is

Hopefully Sam leaves to be a stay-at-home dad and gets replaced by some random guy off the street. Anyone else would be a dramatic improvement, really.

Or just Travis

Is that Adrian?

Good for him. This show is going nowhere. It stinks.

Fair play to the kid. If Sam tried talking to me like that I'd deck the cunt.

Slow down Steve C. He might "sue your ass"!

Steve C died.

Oh no we wont get to hear yell dbag every 5 minutes

Good. He was a stick in the mud.

Watch ur mouth

https://youtu.be/sFkoF0IzXeg 🎥 Conor McGregor Against Cerrone and Dos Anjos "Stuck In The

So is Sam, maybe he should join D bag

Dbag was whatever but I forgot he was only getting paid part-time. I think Jim and Sam forgot the interns only dealt with the shit O&A did because (a) they were all college kids and O&A was a huge show and (b) there were a fuckton less jobs in the world 2008-2012ish so nobody was going to get a new job. Look at Sal, he was already annoyed and just bounced when O&A fell apart. There are much better jobs out there for recent grads than there were during the recession, and its even riskier to be doing silly wannabe classic O&A skits where you're acting gay or whatever before your career has even started.

Good retard bi-polar faggot couldn't bring things to the show

Derek was an entitled cunt that thought he above doing menial tasks and being the butt of the joke. Whether you like Sam or not, the fucker has paid his dues and was probably annoyed by a guy like d-bag, who has the air of superiority about him when he's easily replaceable because he doesn't provide good on air content.

They can get anybody to edit videos. Editing software has gotten so user friendly, cutting up clips has never been easier. Derek was a fucking bum on the radio and there was nothing to do with him other than making fun of him.

His porn bit flopped. I mean of all the weird and sick porn genres out there, he chooses giantess porn? That just shows you how sheltered and out of touch he is with what's "shocking". The only way out of that bit was to make fun of him. Just like every time he's on the air.

Fuck you Derek. You won't be missed.

He's verified on Twitter.

Sirius doesn't pay shit for staff and the only way to get more money and opportunity is to bounce from gig to gig when you're in production. I would miss spitting in Jim's eggs every morning though so it's a toss up...

Tough choice for sure.

A tiny dab of shit on someone's phone mouthpiece or the rim of their coffee can really level the playing field.

Home run

Watch ur mouth

Actually, the only fat fuck is quitting.

Quitting, like quit having a long healthy life of being able to see his dick without neck craning.

https://youtu.be/sFkoF0IzXeg 🎥 Conor McGregor Against Cerrone and Dos Anjos "Stuck In The

So is Sam, maybe he should join D bag

It's ground rule double you limey faggot. USA! USA! USA!

jk

Steve C died.

No need to take the Rold's name in vain, Sil.