D-Bag is leaving the Jim and Sam show
59 2017-04-17 by MalcolmX_InTheMiddle
But if a d-bag leaves a show and nobody cares, does D-bag really leave?
59 2017-04-17 by MalcolmX_InTheMiddle
But if a d-bag leaves a show and nobody cares, does D-bag really leave?
121 comments
n/a GottaDeal 2017-04-17
Guess management doesn't love the direction of the show.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
Apparently Derrick doesn't. He is pulling a Sal. Gave them one week's notice and is getting the fuck out.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-04-17
The fact cunt
n/a Guinness525 2017-04-17
It got repetitive, but the D-Bag abuse was one of the few consistently enjoyable things about the show.
n/a Pacman999 2017-04-17
It was ok. But could not live up to E-Rock abuse.
n/a KnickedUp 2017-04-17
Even the hangers on want off this death train
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-04-17
To be fair he gave them 40% of their content
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
And does all of their video and internet media.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-04-17
How long till he hangs himself?
....
That was terrible, I apologize.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
YEEEEEEES!
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-17
tss car lease-y whats ya payment plan or sumthin.. idk.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-04-17
Ground roll double, sock-cucka!
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-04-17
It's ground rule double you limey faggot. USA! USA! USA!
jk
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-04-17
tss tss We don't let the ground make da rules in Eurasia, or yer ass, or sumthin'.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-04-17
a tad wordy
n/a ricswrangler 2017-04-17
Please don't refer to them by nicknames, this isn't a wrestling show.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-04-17
Yeah can someone edit the title to Derek Scancarelli rather than D Bag.
Thank you.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
I just emailed the Reddit Admins, called in a few favors, they are on the motherfucker.
n/a ricswrangler 2017-04-17
Go-on-naw
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-04-17
You got the Reddit Admins on this? Shiiiit negro, that's all you had to say.
n/a axeheadroad 2017-04-17
PULPFICSHUN
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
Yeah, we certainly don't use nicknames around here....
n/a cakehornnigga 2017-04-17
Good for him. I'm tired of hearing Sam attempt to make him the E-Rock of the show. Sam is a disgusting mutant and I would smack his mouth if he tried that smarmy bullshit with me. D-bag should of quit months ago.
n/a allenricketts 2017-04-17
n/a cakehornnigga 2017-04-17
Thanks for your help, faggot.
n/a dmix 2017-04-17
The subreddit of fuxj
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-17
Spelling mistakes are alright but don't capitalize your retardation.
n/a Kloster 2017-04-17
god forbid a nigga make a mistake in this bastion of literacy
n/a dmix 2017-04-17
bastion have literacy*
n/a Doubleteamthesetits 2017-04-17
He should have quit the minute he started calling him "dizzle bizzle" ironic or not
n/a valley_pete 2017-04-17
Really made me laugh haha. Perfect.
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-04-17
You ain't smacking shit tough guy.
n/a cakehornnigga 2017-04-17
Real original username, bitch. . You have a poster of Jimmy above your bed? Queer off
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-04-17
k
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-17
He stabbing shit instead huh
n/a WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-04-17
Is the show that bad?? Opie bad?? I only listened to about twenty minutes of one of the shows during its first week.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-04-17
Not "Opie and friends yell for 3 hours" bad, but it's not good.
n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-04-17
yea but how can you not HAHAHAHHAHAHAH love it when every fucking sentence on opie's show hahahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAH is shouted over with fake laughs about HAHAHAHAHHA unfunny shit
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-04-17
Do you like an hour of uninformed Trump talk to start every show? How about pop culture references like the great movie line "I am Julius Caesar. No, I am Julius Caesar."? Then this is the show for you.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-04-17
It's pretty good.
n/a axeheadroad 2017-04-17
Its better than 10 times better than Anthonys show and a hundred times better than Opies show.
n/a GWARscientist 2017-04-17
That's quite a lot of better ,I'm sold.
n/a ncervo 2017-04-17
I liked Derrick, why is he leaving? Did they say anything?
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-04-17
He was never comfortable being a character on the show.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
They said it is a better position at a better unnamed company. But popular theory is, it's because 2 weeks ago Jim jumped his ass on air and Sam called him out for not making new/non-shit production bits.
n/a ApprilFells 2017-04-17
The show was fucking awful for a few weeks. They were re-hashing old O&A bits daily instead of doing new bits. If D-Bag was also in charge of show prep, it would explain why every show started off with a "remember when".
n/a Jimandthem 2017-04-17
A few weeks?
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
I interpreted the playing of old O&A bits to be a passive aggressive shot at Opie. As in, we can play your own old show when you couldn't and you can't do shit about it.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-17
That's great, that means they're focused on entertaining the listeners.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-17
Is Jim still doing the bitch shit where he shit talk Opie with vague insults
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-04-17
If dbag was in charge of show prep, wtf do Travis, Adrian, and Troy do?
n/a pj530i 2017-04-17
From what I've gathered, Travis and Adrian do show prep. Dbag was the video guy and I guess call screener.
Who the fuck knows what troy does
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-04-17
Men and 60 year old women.
n/a keytoitall 2017-04-17
Troy does the audio
n/a xyniphis 2017-04-17
Shoves mouthy girlfriends off clifgs
n/a ShakeMyHeadtbhfam 2017-04-17
A week after Jim made him do actual work on bits rather than just getting his eggs and uploading stuff to youtube he left
I'm glad the lazy fuck is leaving
n/a allenricketts 2017-04-17
It was great though. Googling vore and talking about it was an incredible bit.
n/a asuras1357 2017-04-17
D-Bag is a lazy fuck, fancy that.
Say what you will about Sam, but if you're on a national radio show, you work your ass off to get on-air and build your personality to get ahead. D-Bag rested on his natural skills but never pushed himself further, he was fat, relatively unmotivated, and lucked into an asian girlfriend who'd service his gelatinous folds.
Pathetic.
n/a MicroPeckah 2017-04-17
Sounds like a dream life. What are you talking about?
n/a asuras1357 2017-04-17
It was, and he wasted it by resting on his laurels, and underserving his bosses.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-17
He's still got the same life except he's no longer working for the spinoff of the spinoff of the Opie & Anthony Show. Don't project your own misery unto others, as the good book says.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-17
Tsss reah rhat abrout lesting on his Haldys ol sumpthin
n/a Nulltor 2017-04-17
Oof
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-04-17
God damn are you awful.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-17
No need to take the Rold's name in vain, Sil.
n/a Delicious_Apes 2017-04-17
I just wanted you to know I found this amazing.
n/a pj530i 2017-04-17
Everything you wrote is wrong except for him being fat and slug-like.
Dbag clearly didn't want to be an on air personality. His job was to handle the videos (which he apparently did well except) and screen calls.
If you want to talk lazy, how about the two people whose names are on the banner. They do zero prep aside from sometimes reading the prep that is prepped for them or watching two episodes of a new tv show. Apparently in the radio world making it to the "top" means you can do nothing except for complain about the quality and amount of work being produced by everyone below you.
Dbag got a job where he will still get paid but won't ever get dressed down by a balding clown mongoloid and he won't ever be wrapped in plastic for the amusement of 4 people.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-17
That's every world. Shit rolls downhill.
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-04-17
Oh no!
Who's going to wear the cocksucker red lipstick now? What about the sexy whispering bit?
I guess it's time for Hot Dog to step up and take his position as the new Stunt Boy!
I really hope the show can recover from this loss.
n/a AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-04-17
Cocksucker red lipstick was one of those things that was kind of funny the first time they said it, and then they tried to make it a thing by repeating it 1,000 times over the course of two weeks and ruined it.
n/a FatMosque 2017-04-17
They Opie'd it.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-04-17
Queshhhhtunnabulllll
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-17
What about that tefft 🐶 barking thing
n/a Muted_Post-Horn 2017-04-17
You don't enjoy their desperate and hollow attempts to turn him into another E-Rok?
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-04-17
Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-04-17
D-bag knew staying there would be draining. Just imagine a genetic reject running you down daily.
n/a BigDummyIsSexy 2017-04-17
And Sam, too
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-04-17
I wondered how long he would last, you can tell he really hates being talked to like a fool. What use is self respect on a show like this?
n/a axeheadroad 2017-04-17
how long will it last
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-17
I would tolerant it if it's someone like borington or Collin, not absolute retards like Sam
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-04-17
You would tolerant it? How tolerate of you.
n/a lelgimps 2017-04-17
Jim's hazing was clever and playful. Sam's was a mix of phony, awkward and forced, like his previous boss, therefore very douchey.
n/a Skip_Skipperson 2017-04-17
Yes. Plus the fact that Sam is just as lame a dork as D-Bag yet completely oblivious to that fact always made his shitting on D-Bag bits really unfunny to me. It's like one of the loser kids in class picking on on someone even more helpless and looking around the room for laughs.
n/a NormMcdongloads 2017-04-17
Oh bother what an incredible loss.
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-04-17
I just hope DEREK finds success, & has time to shit on Sam & spill some well-needed beans.
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-04-17
Which one was d-bag? The fat guy with the weird voice, or the bald cuban who fucked the dominican porn star?
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
The fat one.
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-04-17
Aren't all the staff fat?
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
Actually, the only fat fuck is quitting.
Quitting, like quit having a long healthy life of being able to see his dick without neck craning.
n/a JansVespa 2017-04-17
I thought Opie already left.
n/a ApprilFells 2017-04-17
Home run
n/a Peckahnator 2017-04-17
Does that mean we'll finally get to see the video of him sporting Cock Sucking Red lipstick? Or the one with him wrapped up in plastic foil?
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-17
Man that sounds like my kind of radio
n/a Pacman999 2017-04-17
He was only slightly better than Sal with rolling with the on air abuse. Neither liked it and both fucked off. Life will go on.
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-04-17
"D-bag"
Can you narrow it down?
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-17
I always thought that's some retard from boringtons show
n/a MicroPeckah 2017-04-17
Guess we're gonna hear alot more of that "Hot Dog" fella. Well, the few of you who still listen that is.
n/a CommonMisspellingBot 2017-04-17
Hey, MicroPeckah, just a heads up:
alot is actually spelled a lot. You can remember it by it is one lot, 'a lot'.
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n/a Toss__Pot 2017-04-17
you stink! ..... infact, you stink alot!
n/a CommonMisspellingBot 2017-04-17
Don't even think about it.
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-04-17
by the way, I looked at ur comments, you got the 'i before e except after c' thing wrong. ur(you're) a silly goose!
n/a CommonMisspellingBot 2017-04-17
No I didn't get anything wrong.
n/a Nulltor 2017-04-17
Your lying.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-04-17
*you're, as in "you're a faggot"
n/a Nulltor 2017-04-17
Good work spotting the joke champ.
n/a thrillated 2017-04-17
I still don't know who that is
n/a jofreal 2017-04-17
Hopefully Sam leaves to be a stay-at-home dad and gets replaced by some random guy off the street. Anyone else would be a dramatic improvement, really.
n/a Clint0nBukowski 2017-04-17
Or just Travis
n/a thatskelp 2017-04-17
Is that Adrian?
n/a BaggySpandex 2017-04-17
Good for him. This show is going nowhere. It stinks.
n/a porsalin 2017-04-17
Fair play to the kid. If Sam tried talking to me like that I'd deck the cunt.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
Slow down Steve C. He might "sue your ass"!
n/a herpacin 2017-04-17
Steve C died.
n/a LookyLookyMissCookie 2017-04-17
Oh no we wont get to hear yell dbag every 5 minutes
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-04-17
Good. He was a stick in the mud.
n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-04-17
Watch ur mouth
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-17
https://youtu.be/sFkoF0IzXeg 🎥 Conor McGregor Against Cerrone and Dos Anjos "Stuck In The
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-04-17
So is Sam, maybe he should join D bag
n/a johnnymcjonny 2017-04-17
Dbag was whatever but I forgot he was only getting paid part-time. I think Jim and Sam forgot the interns only dealt with the shit O&A did because (a) they were all college kids and O&A was a huge show and (b) there were a fuckton less jobs in the world 2008-2012ish so nobody was going to get a new job. Look at Sal, he was already annoyed and just bounced when O&A fell apart. There are much better jobs out there for recent grads than there were during the recession, and its even riskier to be doing silly wannabe classic O&A skits where you're acting gay or whatever before your career has even started.
n/a CokeFloatsInMaCup 2017-04-17
Good retard bi-polar faggot couldn't bring things to the show
n/a biw999 2017-04-17
Derek was an entitled cunt that thought he above doing menial tasks and being the butt of the joke. Whether you like Sam or not, the fucker has paid his dues and was probably annoyed by a guy like d-bag, who has the air of superiority about him when he's easily replaceable because he doesn't provide good on air content.
They can get anybody to edit videos. Editing software has gotten so user friendly, cutting up clips has never been easier. Derek was a fucking bum on the radio and there was nothing to do with him other than making fun of him.
His porn bit flopped. I mean of all the weird and sick porn genres out there, he chooses giantess porn? That just shows you how sheltered and out of touch he is with what's "shocking". The only way out of that bit was to make fun of him. Just like every time he's on the air.
Fuck you Derek. You won't be missed.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-04-17
He's verified on Twitter.
n/a DiaperDanza 2017-04-17
Sirius doesn't pay shit for staff and the only way to get more money and opportunity is to bounce from gig to gig when you're in production. I would miss spitting in Jim's eggs every morning though so it's a toss up...
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
Tough choice for sure.
n/a DiaperDanza 2017-04-17
A tiny dab of shit on someone's phone mouthpiece or the rim of their coffee can really level the playing field.
n/a ApprilFells 2017-04-17
Home run
n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-04-17
Watch ur mouth
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-17
Actually, the only fat fuck is quitting.
Quitting, like quit having a long healthy life of being able to see his dick without neck craning.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-17
https://youtu.be/sFkoF0IzXeg 🎥 Conor McGregor Against Cerrone and Dos Anjos "Stuck In The
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-04-17
So is Sam, maybe he should join D bag
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-04-17
It's ground rule double you limey faggot. USA! USA! USA!
jk
n/a herpacin 2017-04-17
Steve C died.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-17
No need to take the Rold's name in vain, Sil.