bet you a kiss it doesnt

I'll be you two! ;)

I'll bet you three taint smooches.

I raise you two premium svelte hats of any variety

No it won't you faggot

It was a strong hyperbole.

They just mean theres gonna be more proud boys fighting hairy antifa women.

It's all because of Drumpf

yeah nah nigga

It wont happen. Kim Jong Un called Trumps bluff and launched a missile anyway. The mutual destruction aspect of nuclear war will prevent if.

That "missle" had the trajectory of dehydration jizz.

I'll take America and the points.

‘F*ck you, Geraldo’: John Oliver torches Fox and Friends crew for their MOAB war-gasm

Oh shit. Current Year Man brings that heat. First Kendrick Lamar fucks him up, now Austin Powers. RIP Geraldo.