Esther Ku Pregnant?

4  2017-04-16 by DaveNone

She tweeted last night that she was pregnant and didn't know who the father could be. Today she has made several jokes about her fertilized egg.

https://twitter.com/EstherKuKu/status/853430996976324609

https://twitter.com/EstherKuKu/status/853670785763876864

https://twitter.com/EstherKuKu/status/853671013246160896

If it's a joke she's really carrying it a long way.

If it's not a joke then I wonder who the father is?

28 comments

n/a  Opprobriousness 2017-04-16

Apparently Esther no rikey condoms.

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-04-16

My hatred of her just dialed back one notch.

n/a  ArkL 2017-04-16

It's a Jesus joke ya goof.

n/a  Ant_Sucks 2017-04-16

But Jesus was born at Christmas...

n/a  AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-04-16

If it's true, she's carrying the next Tiger Woods. Gurn'teed.

n/a  bonniesretardsister 2017-04-16

But what if Sherrod's the father?

n/a  DaveNone 2017-04-16

Dassachinkbabydo

n/a  AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-04-16

DassaNigletYo

n/a  hitlerdidntdiein1945 2017-04-16

I hope she does have a a kid so it can can go online in ten years and see that mommy almost had her scraped out and announced it on twitter like a public execution

n/a  uy66tgh 2017-04-16

Her village should be burned down for housing Russian weapons caches.

n/a  RealScottyMuzik 2017-04-16

Maybe this post is why they say civilians don't understand comedy?

n/a  DaveNone 2017-04-16

If she's making a Jesus joke she chose an odd time to joke about his birth since this is the time people celebrate him rising from the dead.

n/a  SquamateSquadmate 2017-04-16

You're panicking.

n/a  DaveNone 2017-04-16

Nope just pointing out an issue with the argument of the people who say it's a Jesus joke.

It could be. But if so it's not funny. Then again she is a female comic so it would be par for the course.

n/a  RealScottyMuzik 2017-04-16

You should really calm down dude.

n/a  MushroomFacedAsshole 2017-04-16

For a former Christian fundy, she is a dum-dum about this stuff.

n/a  TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-04-16

I feel like I've heard her mention a long-term boyfriend somewhere or another.

n/a  Single_Action_Army 2017-04-16

Everything out of her mouth is "my vaginaaaaaaa" (shocking for a female comic) but she's still yet to do nudes. This girl's really dissappointing me.
Wish she was relevant enough for a Fappening leak.

n/a  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-16

She better do them quick. These a real steep slope with Asian women aging.

n/a  RamonFrunkis 2017-04-16

Their skin maintains its elasticity longer than any other race but it snaps like a torn bicep.

n/a  uy66tgh 2017-04-16

That eye makeup makes her look like some sort of gook raccoon.

n/a  Pug_123 2017-04-16

Kevin Brennan kind of insinuated that Esther Ku was just acting like a slut as a front for her comedy and to get fans and that she is in a relationship with an older guy, sort of like a sugar daddy.

n/a  DaveNone 2017-04-16

Probably some old Korean guy her parents chose for her that she is supposed to marry.

n/a  Pug_123 2017-04-16

I doubt that, she has little to no ties to her parents. Probably some old white guy.

n/a  BrianfromBowie 2017-04-16

Zero chance Dad's white. Zero.

n/a  Superbad415 2017-04-16

It was me now stop toiling faggots

n/a  justchippinyaaaa 2017-04-16

Well her body will be destroyed if she follows through. I will be sad.

n/a  Stud_beaner_69 2017-04-16

Damn, never noticed she got a jaw like robert z'dar

n/a  SquamateSquadmate 2017-04-16

You're panicking.

n/a  DaveNone 2017-04-16

Dassachinkbabydo

n/a  BrianfromBowie 2017-04-16

Zero chance Dad's white. Zero.