She's the girl who stole his camera/credit cards and put his keys (and Dani's headphones maybe?) in cat shit. She seems like a great girl to have around and I'm certain there will not be another incident.
After a few xanax and beers she can play "WHERES MY FUCKING GUN.............FUCK" oh wait, the police took all his guns after he beat his last girlfriend, my bad
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n/a NumeroOtto 2017-04-16
older *arab man
n/a Opieisgod 2017-04-16
Alright, can you turn to the camera and let me take your pic for twitter so they know I hang out with "girls"
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-04-16
Did his niece bring a friend?
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-04-16
Alright turn toward the camera, fold your erection down, and smile dammit!
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-16
Is that the niece's mother?
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-04-16
I bet this fucking skank is prospect level. Fucking whores pretending to like rocket league REEEEE
n/a jimmybrite 2017-04-16
She looks like a turtle
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-16
I thought Dana Carvey was dead.
n/a literalotherkin 2017-04-16
No that's his career.
Tish-boom.
n/a 1073WAAF 2017-04-16
Well it's a good thing you have this 15 year old photo as proof of life.
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-04-16
When you post a link to a picture on Cumia's twitter, link directly to the image - most of us are blocked and can't view his tweets.
n/a RickVince 2017-04-16
Same problem with Opie and Jimmy. Haha.
...also Bobo for some reason.
n/a deepdarkz 2017-04-16
Well she doesn't look underage this time.
Is she anybody? Like a comedian or is she just a girl looking for the worst sugardaddy in the world?
n/a uy66tgh 2017-04-16
He'd be a good sugar daddy to a preteen boy. Dinosaur outback and vidya games on the big screen. I don't think anyone with a cunt wants those things.
n/a RealTonySchiavone 2017-04-16
She's the girl who stole his camera/credit cards and put his keys (and Dani's headphones maybe?) in cat shit. She seems like a great girl to have around and I'm certain there will not be another incident.
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-16
Haha, really? The dumb wop never learns.
n/a severeneckpain 2017-04-16
I very badly want to believe you are telling the truth.
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-04-16
Is she cis?
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-04-16
Surprised he left the wine bottle in the picture.
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-04-16
Tranth to his peer Jordan Kay : "this rat face motherfucker fucks models. Who do you fuck?"
n/a BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2017-04-16
After a few xanax and beers she can play "WHERES MY FUCKING GUN.............FUCK" oh wait, the police took all his guns after he beat his last girlfriend, my bad
n/a MilesDavisRose 2017-04-16
Those columns are so stupid he has, what is the point of putting them in
n/a goo-gobbler 2017-04-16
He's a nigger rich guinea piece of trash. He thinks it's fancy.
n/a Humble_is_great 2017-04-16
Tacky daygo decor.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-04-16
They hold up the ceiling.
n/a SherrodsTwitterArmy 2017-04-16
Tony Montana's villa was less tacky than this dumb wop's overpriced McMansion.
n/a uy66tgh 2017-04-16
"I wanna play Battlefield" is something I said after a long day in middle school.
n/a whoaDAVIDwhoa 2017-04-16
another 1/10
n/a grocery_man 2017-04-16
At least she's a upgrade from Dani.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-04-16
What kind of degenerate not only PC games on his couch, but puts his keyboard at knee-level?
Ol' future back problems McGillicuddy
n/a Leofan7 2017-04-16
What a miserable gaming station he has.
n/a WoopEmGangbangStyle 2017-04-16
I bet his KD ratio is .25
n/a colby_the_dog 2017-04-16
Gotta be honest here -- she's not bad looking by any means.
n/a deepdarkz 2017-04-16
She looks a lot like a girl I had a crush on when I was at summer camp as a young lad.
n/a assreaper 2017-04-16
That's the nanny he hired to take care of his real girlfriend.
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-04-16
I wonder how long it takes this one to realize she's not living the dream.
n/a tha_dank 2017-04-16
I bet that faggot still has camera shake on too.
n/a grocery_man 2017-04-16
At least she's a upgrade from Dani.