Davey Mac should have been jerkin Bobo in the middle of that crowd.

I enjoy Star Wars, but you would never know unless I told you. These people are mentally ill freakazoids.

Triumph agrees.

I'm watching it several times to pick out a different weirdo to hate each time.

Couldn't think of a better place to break in that new suicide vest.

If you're feeling lazy, there's one black guy in an orange shirt.

I still haven't moved on from the irrational enmity I feel for the tranny girl in the red Princess Leia hair buns

HISS

Was that Anthony that stood up and shook his stick or whatever?

One of the few time where ESD isn't the one with the worst personal hygiene.

Poor Dave is all alone. Probably tripping. Probably having the time of his life like a pig in slop.

Poor Dave is all alone.

You can clearly see Ant to his left, dude.

U going for a joke, dude? Or are you just a buffoon, dude?

I believe it was the 'Ant is a (sand) nigger' gag.

See, that's a Tuscan Raider, and Ant's ghastly appearance resembles that of one of the Sand People.

Ah, was confusing cuz u said Ant was to his left. That's Dave's right, your left. And - I don't know shit about Star Wars.

Not that I'm one of those jaded cunts too cool for Star Wars, i just don't get it. Sadly, I can probably tell you how many dick surgeries Bobo has had, give or take a few, (48?) - but I have no fucking idea what a wookie, jedi, or tuscon raider is.

Yeah I worded it wrong.

Tsss...Tuscan Raider, more like Tunisian Raper. Sorry. Steerike 2.

Even those smelly putrid turds are staying clear of Dave...

Combined amount of sexual encounters among everyone in attendance is less than number of feature films in the saga.

Everyone with a costume from the original trilogy and the force awakens leaves through the normal door.

Everyone wearing a costume from the prequels is funneled into a special room where I slowly and systematically murder them with a hammer, hatchet, knife and icepick.

Hot take.

It's concerning how few kids are in that gif.

Society should go back to bullying, I fucking hate man-children trend that's been happening.

It really is infuriating but as least those who are there want to be there. What's worse is when there is a wedding that has some horse shit superhero or scifi theme and you have to go. Having a military that's 4x more powerful than the nearest contender makes more sense when you realize a large chunk of the US male population are these dip shits.

What were they celebrating? The release of an advertisement?

I would rather admit to an officer of the law that I was watching child porn.

That trailer was really boring. I don't give a shit about Rey's character, and not really Finn's either. Im not excited for this movie at all.

Im hoping Rian Johnson proves me wrong because he's a pretty capable director, but I just don't see me caring about any of these people. It really sucks.

I think people care more about seeing like again than any of the new characters

I want the whole thing to be about Luke. Fuck Rey and Finn. Rey and Finn are like the children of your dad's girlfriend that you don't feel like bothering with on Christmas. You just want to drink with your dad.

I admire Dave's expressiveness after his life has gone down the shitter and is now permanently stuck to a sewer pipe. Ginger bastard's got gumption, if nothing else.

Ah, was confusing cuz u said Ant was to his left. That's Dave's right, your left. And - I don't know shit about Star Wars.

Not that I'm one of those jaded cunts too cool for Star Wars, i just don't get it. Sadly, I can probably tell you how many dick surgeries Bobo has had, give or take a few, (48?) - but I have no fucking idea what a wookie, jedi, or tuscon raider is.

Tsss...Tuscan Raider, more like Tunisian Raper. Sorry. Steerike 2.