1. There is no Danny Ross

2. I know you were making a joke by creating two Opies, but if a lot people vote for Opie you potentially split these votes into two smaller, and thus less funny, percentages. If 90% of people voted for Opie that'd be pretty funny, but so it is...

Opie and opie round out the top 2

Okay, but it makes the pie-graph less funny. "What are those two distinct groups? Oh, it's the same. Interesting"

Perhaps if he made a "numetal Opie" and a "clearly-hasn't-seen-the-movie Opie," then okay, but having two Opies is strange and doesn't work

You're absolutely right.

you're right john, you're always right

What's that from?

Brohnhksh Tale

The Life and Times of Joe Mararese

funny if tru

Shit. Sorry.

And you can vote for multiple people. But you have a point. Again sorry.

Sorry, I am being an overly critical jerk, I enjoyed the survey. I think I need to go on a walk...

No. You're right. I did fuck up and it's less funny now. You guys know funny here.

it worked out fine - he holds first two places

turns out we are not that retarded.

Patrick shouldn't get to live to see the race wars. Amirite, guys?

I casted my vote for Lena Dunham

You cast your vote, you didn't casted it.

No Roland = completely inaccurate poll.

He wouldn't fit

that explains the lack of sex bagel too i guess

Whoever made this list is a cunt.

He ate the pie graph.

I get what you were going for but you should've included at least one non-contemptible person. This is like a Rogues Gallery of faggots and assholes.

Results are promising so far.

I voted Patton because he killed his wife brutally with a butchers knife while she slept. All confirmed.

Brother Joe, or Joe Derosa?

Another fuck up. Should've put more thought into this study.

Now you'll never get into Yale.

Shame since I'm probably a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine .

You'll never know until someone fucks you an a closet for a couple of lines!

And you put it right under (Joe) Mararese. C'mon son.

I'm stone retarded.

Opie 163 16%

Opie 126 12%

Schumer 120 12%

Lena Dunham 80 8%

In the last 30 minutes Opie has voted for Vic 438 times.

Tough list, but I went with Samantha Bee.

Her arrogant smugness overshadows everyone else on the list.

She's the worst because she doesn't believe a single word she says, she's getting paid to do a job. Also her posture and gestures and voice and face.

Fuck, that lean she does to deliver witty fucking zingers.

I spelled out an important message

what

Read it top to bottom like a chinaman.

oh I get it hahahahaha vosass hahahahahahahahahahahakillmehahaha

Lacist

VOSS ASS. U sneaky son of a cunt you.

I wasn't expecting to see Gail.

She's hard to miss.

Took me a while to remember who the fuck she is.

This would have been so much more difficult if you could only choose three.

You know there's a lot of ways to define worst for this list but I think the only real answer is Matarese. He is totally devoid of any talent whatsoever. Even some of the most hate-able people on the list still have or at one point had at least some modicum of talent or humor. I don't listen to Bennington so I'll take other peoples word that Gail is also awful and without any merit.

She's the female sjw version of Matarese.

Opie currently holding 14% at 465 votes, and 6% with 205 votes, totaling to a 1st overall 20% - 670 votes.

You're a but of a shithead for intentionally putting him twice. I realize it was intentional... but for a poll, that relies on quantifiable data, you basically pissed in a pile of shit. Shit on its' own works just fine. Doesn't need piss.

You've mucked up the works with your piss-poo.

I hope OP dies

I hope Opie dies, too.

I'm being a bit overly critical. You had good intentions...and like most of the other people shitting on you, I don't contribute shit.

Piss-poo was perfect.

MAN is it a tough choice between fat tongue and fat tits....I followed my heart though and went with the busty fool.

you can choose more than one. i chose like ten.

There is only one worst though. Titty cent gets top billing.

Disappointed with this sub for not voting Jimmy higher.

how is Vic #1, and beating Tits by 200 votes? Rigged!

Vic is the Opie of Opie Radio.

There needs to be a criteria assigned - worst on radio: Opie , worst as a human being/neighbor: joe and ant Cumia.

distefano not getting as many votes as i would've thought. what a fucking shmuck

No DeRosa?

I'm fawkin howling watching Joe shoot up 100 votes every 30 seconds.

What's the deal with that? Site doesn't have a bot-filter?

It does, OP just didn't enable it.

lol somebody's using a bot to upvote Joe

No, the people have spoken.

I didn't know who Vic was until I read the comments for a bit. Shows how little I listen to the new show.

The results for Joe are moving up so fast, I thought it was a GIF.

There's something so distasteful about Joe Cumia that people actually WANT to vote to disparage him.

Joe's really putting up some numbahs.

Who's got the bot on Joe?

My first thought was viral spiral

shamefully low votecount for the 'ham

Sam should be top 4 in a just poll

Call me crazy folks but I think the results might be slightly tampered.

I think a new poll featuring just Jim, Sam, Opie and Anthony needs to be added. Four choices for the four hosts. I predict:

1. Opie (62%)

2. Sam (23%)

3. Ant (11%)

4. Jim (5%)

Here's why I didn't vote Joe:

He is so insignificant, you can't even put him against a leech like Vic Henley. And that's sad.

You should have had Gavin on the list

Who gives a shit about brother joe he didn't kill the radio show we used to listen to

How bout sam Roberts baby?

Matarese has the entitlement of Brother Joe, the inability to take a joke just like Danny, the same cunty delusion of grandeur as Opie, the pandering need for acceptance that DeRosa has, the social-media grace of Ant, and withdraws and sulks just like faggot Sam when the real world doesn't give him the same affection as the overbearing woman in his life.

In the off chance that Matarese ever sees this: Joe, I hope your ineptitude one day costs your lives ones their lives, and you have to shuffle through each day, suffocating under the weight of knowing you killed them. Like Patton Oswald.

I want this on my gravestone.

Disappointed that Knickers isn't on here

Where's that red bar loser?

Somewhere buying cheap wine and Adderall.

that explains the lack of sex bagel too i guess

Fuck, that lean she does to deliver witty fucking zingers.