Where we at with the new Star Wars?

0  2017-04-14 by BrianGilgoresDJ

21 comments

Gayer than a rainbow with AIDS.

Rich Evans is a king among men

The beginning to their rogue one review is the greatest thing ever

My parents hang out with a couple who work on all the new films making all the props and shit . If i was someone like erock i'd give a fuck. I met them at a party last year and all i talked to them about was the local pub simply because i know it would annoy nerds out there.

It's like when I met Patrice, and he was going to tell me this great joke about Opie he wasn't allowed say on air. I said "No, keep it to yourself pal".

Garbage (I haven't seen them)

I'll see just because I've seen them all, but reading the threads on the main subreddits sickens me. 45 year old men talking about tearing up to a movie trailer is just fucking pathetic.

Patton, comment?

I hate Star Wars and Star Wars fandom more with each passing day.

So you don't like the celebration going on right now?

If you are the type of person who likes Star Wars and are otherwise a normal person, that's fine. Obviously they appeal to a lot of people, most of whom I assume are normal. But this hyper fanboy shit has got to go. I really can't take it anymore. I hate my generation of 30-something man-children who never emotionally developed past their teenage years. Its not even about embracing your nerdiness and being yourself or whatever. Its just a celebration of big budget bullshit that survives off nostalgie, because nobody can grow the fuck up anymore. Its equally as acceptable now to be a fat turd in your ironic AT-AT shirt as it is to be an Ed Sheeren fan. Its embracing pop culture. It doesn't express who you are. It means nothing.

E-Rock, comment?

To be fair guys in their 50s and 60s still talk about Goodfellas. This nostalgia holding shit is in every generation. The nerd pride thing is definitely of this era though.

Looking forward to the next installment of a drama where a hereditary caste of warrior monks do battle to determine which sect will rule the Universe. For most people the winner is irrelevant but I guess if you're Zoroastrian or something this shit matters.

Go Luke!

Oh boy, more "reaction" videos with people completely overacting in a way they never would watching anything at all.

It's literally all YouTube is now. If you search for something you'll just find people reacting to it or talking over it in an unnatural YouTube cadence. I used to be able to check out gameplay of new games and see if it looked good, just straight up footage of the game, now it's exclusively "IT'S YA BOYYYYYY COMING AT YA WITH SOME SICKKKKKKKK NEW GAMEPLAY, GET WRECKED SCRUB AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

I hate YouTube.

Mary sue Skywalker vs the Whiteys

What a shitty trailer.

It just looks boring, and you can tell that they threw Luke saying "the Jedi have to end" just to give the fans something to talk about. You just know that in context it will be something faggy like "we have to end the cycle of Siths and Jedis, and bring about democracy".

Knights of the old republic 2 was the only star wars thing ive ever experienced that had some maturity and a well written, engaging story with likeable characters. If they made a kotor 2 movie id be into it but everything else sucks. How the fuxk did teddy bears defeat a well armed galactic empire?!!! The whole franchise is dumb

If you are the type of person who likes Star Wars and are otherwise a normal person, that's fine. Obviously they appeal to a lot of people, most of whom I assume are normal. But this hyper fanboy shit has got to go. I really can't take it anymore. I hate my generation of 30-something man-children who never emotionally developed past their teenage years. Its not even about embracing your nerdiness and being yourself or whatever. Its just a celebration of big budget bullshit that survives off nostalgie, because nobody can grow the fuck up anymore. Its equally as acceptable now to be a fat turd in your ironic AT-AT shirt as it is to be an Ed Sheeren fan. Its embracing pop culture. It doesn't express who you are. It means nothing.

E-Rock, comment?

To be fair guys in their 50s and 60s still talk about Goodfellas. This nostalgia holding shit is in every generation. The nerd pride thing is definitely of this era though.