Have any suggestions for a wrestling name for Sam?

2  2017-04-14 by jaimieand87

9 comments

faggot

Kid faggot

It doesn't get more awful

God, he is such a fucking faggot. There are so many things wrong with this

First, he probably thinks he 'did good' by over-acting with that fucking stupid "wowza, I gots him, guise!" thing he does over 3 times to show every side of the arena just what the heck is going down!

Then he goes to do the move, and starts extending upwards before guy can even jump into the air. The move is supposed to be a fluid motion to make it look like Sam is strong enough to life him, not a direct exposure of the fact Sam needed the man to jump into the air and then on his back for it to happen.

Third this wrestler is way too muscular and in shape to be allowing himself to take big moves like this from a non-wrestling twerp like Sam. Guy is just making himself look fucking pathetic. In wrestling there's supposed to be an element of everybody protecting their own character by not doing stupid shit like this.

Like, it couldn't possibly be more obviously fake than it already is, but then he goes and somehow outdoes 40 years of professionals and makes all of it for naught because he watched it on TV and wanted to try it.

And finally he covered every inch of his body in the exact same gear that Andy Kaufman wore when he was doing this gag (and actually being effective and funny in the process.)

Sam Roberts destroys radio, wrestling, and anything else he may enjoy, just by taking part.

That is way too long of a name. Shorten it up.

"Faggot"

how's that for sammy's stage name

What a fucking queer!

Jew-Hating Faggot

Samsonot.