"I just got my allowance. Line up kids. My mouth is dry" - Joe Cumia, 2017

24  2017-04-13 by Crownenberg

11 comments

did he really say that

It's quoted you stupid motherfucker

It wouldn't be in quotes if he didn't.

It's actually illegal to post untrue quotes. Nobody would risk it for internet points

The Edgar of pedophiles

mY MoUtH iS DrIE

DrIErr thAn DuRt itSelF

Joe Cumia is not someone I like very much.

He can't keep getting away with this!

He told me now that he's been switching it up lately by having all the 8yo's and under line up at his door after they've been at the playground all day. Then, one by one, he dangles a dollar bill above their heads, and when they reach up for it, he buries his nose into their sweaty little pits and takes a big sniff of kiddy sweat before relinquishing the dollar and moving on to the next.

This is oddly specific.