"Where's your penis?!"

Sam Roberts is exactly Howard DeVille. Holy shit.

Also in the room

Lol, literally the first result on Google for "cartoon muscular black man".

Oh boy, I'm screwed

And then Sam's mom leapt out of the closet, knocked out Jess and held her scared little man to protect him from the bad woman.

And then she presented her breast to sam and extruded that pink chicken nugget paste into his mouth.

I am conflicted. On the one hand the image of pink chicken nugget paste coming out of her breast made me throw up a little in my mouth but on the other hand the whole image gave me a raging hard on. What should I do?

Let me tell you about these works of art the Japanese produce call "Hentai".

tss hentai whaddaya tyin up chikkenz or sum shiznit??

jerk off with your vomit as lube.

Who's the French guy who fainted on his wedding night when he found out women had pubic hair?

Not sure about the French guy, but the noted 19th century British thinker John Ruskin was so disgusted by the sight of his bride's pubic hair on his wedding night that he was never able to consummate the marriage, eventually leading to its annulment. Apparently the only female genitalia he had seen prior to that were those depicted in classical and renaissance art, which always portrayed them as perfectly smooth.

I must have presumed he was French. I remembered it from Men Behaving Badly.

That and he loved fucking kids.

Not that I'm super enthusiastic about pubic hair, but Jesus, what a fucking dorky goon. I'm glad he's dead.

That and she was menstruating and had a fishy odor according to his lawyer. Basically she was gross.

That must be why I thought they were French

The closest I can find (not as black as Sam; sorry):

https://youtu.be/8LCot-MyCKM#t=29s

I'm guessing Jess has extremely abnormal nippples, or some other equally freakish quality when naked, it's the only possible explination for being with Sam

And then she presented her breast to sam and extruded that pink chicken nugget paste into his mouth.

Let me tell you about these works of art the Japanese produce call "Hentai".

jerk off with your vomit as lube.

tss hentai whaddaya tyin up chikkenz or sum shiznit??