I won't miss him.

lost cause because he tells himself whatever he needs to hear in the moment to justify eating more... he is funny but hopeless

He addresses it on every YKWD podcast and guests make fun of him a lot for it (especially normand).

He's said on YKWD that he's dieting again and that he's lost 10 pounds. Whether you believe him or not is up to you but I hope he's telling the truth

Ok great 10 out of the 1000 he needs to lose to be healthy

It's a start asshole

So you're saying he still needs to lose about a half a Schumer?

10 pounds at his weight is like not drinking as much water during 1 meal. He must be like 40-50% body fat. He's not that tall either.

He legitimately needs his arteries scraped out methinks.

He lifted his arm and a ten pound puck of sweat and cake crumbs fell out from under his tit.

Say more things

Puck yeah, homo.

There was one episode of YKWD where the guests were offering various forms of weight loss and he had an excuse ready for each as to why they would not work. And it infuriates me when he calls his fat a phase or talks about how he used to be skinny because it implies he can just lose all of this if he needs to.

He's 46 and is lucky he isn't diabetic. He still has a chance to change but I wouldn't count on it.

You're right. But losing weight as many times as he has is pretty incredible. Even though he's gained it back I think he does deserve credit

I get that, but what feat is it though if you're newly skinny at 35 and obese 5 years later? He's been big ever since I first heard of YKWD six years ago.

Because it's hard to work off that kind of weight the older you get

He's been in 6th fat for a while...never dropped any legit weight....did some nutri-system shit for a week and bitched....did no sugar, no carbs....bitched out. Bobby's a bitch.

He counts his past "fats" as if the cycle is endless. He is on his last "fat." Get thin or die.

Bobby had a 95-pound mole removed from his ass.

You're gonna cause a war

The sooner he dies the sooner his kid can find the path to addiction.

Luis is one of the few people who constantly harps on it.

That's what juvie does to you

Didn't Jimmy say something about wishing he had talked to Patrice about being so fat before he died? Is Norton just completely checked out so he can scroll through his phone 24/7?

Patrice knew he was fat and unhealthy and was actually trying to change it. The only thing that would've helped Patrice is better diet advice. He was going basically vegan, a high carb diet, which is the opposite of what a diabetic needs. People like Louis and Jimmy and anyone else saying "I wish I did more" are just virtue signalling. And what the fuck does Jimmy know about being healthy? His diet sounds like a buzzfeed list of the good foods.

He went vegan for like 14 seconds.

those were the 14 seconds that did him in.

Haha!

Time to go when you can't handle lettuce and carrots.

Patrice has shit genetics aswell, ive seen diabetes type II in people who are fit, exercise alot and watch their cholesterol. Still because they spawn from shit genes their cholesterol is through the roof and their blood suger is shit.

Because he's not that funny and a bit of a coattail rider? When he croaks it'll be nothing like the grief over Patrice's death.

A few of his friends started to tell him he shouldn't smoke so many cigars, but when they brought it up he called the cigars "bats" and they realized they wanted him to die.

I agree, but realistically what's anybody going to say that's going to actually have an impact? He knows he's morbidly obese, he has to. But like any other addiction you're not going to change unless you really want to, and for the time being he's more invested in stuffing his face than being around for his kid's elementary school graduation.

Bobby and Ralphie are having a race to the grave. Any bets? I'll give you 2/1 that depressed/suicidal morbidly obese Ralphie May drops dead first.

One can only hope so

You can lead Bob Kelly to a diet but you can't force him to follow through with it.

If we lose Bob and Patrice before that fat fuck Ralphie May I am gonna be real sad

The only thing that would've helped Patrice is better diet advice. He was going basically vegan, a high carb diet, which is the opposite of what a diabetic needs.

I will feel nothing when Blob dies. He's a closeted gay who picks on people to feel better about his open secret.

This man litterly sucked a dick to eat steak, no words will heed his thirst

Hes on his 6th fat but only his 1st hernia, so all is good

Real talk. Jim if youre reading this tell that tubby cunt he needs to lose a few. And not like in passing. Have a real moment you emotionally damaged gayman

The White Patrice

During Bobby's fight with Luis J. Gomez on YKWD Joe List had to speak up and was legitimately concerned about Bobby's health while he was screaming.

He supported that unfunny backstabbing cunt, so at the moment I hope his heart explodes right as he's about to eat his favorite meal

Ok great 10 out of the 1000 he needs to lose to be healthy

10 pounds at his weight is like not drinking as much water during 1 meal. He must be like 40-50% body fat. He's not that tall either.

He legitimately needs his arteries scraped out methinks.

He lifted his arm and a ten pound puck of sweat and cake crumbs fell out from under his tit.

There was one episode of YKWD where the guests were offering various forms of weight loss and he had an excuse ready for each as to why they would not work. And it infuriates me when he calls his fat a phase or talks about how he used to be skinny because it implies he can just lose all of this if he needs to.

He's 46 and is lucky he isn't diabetic. He still has a chance to change but I wouldn't count on it.

Bobby had a 95-pound mole removed from his ass.