I asked him what he thought about Sam Roberts, to which he replied "Who?" I then described Samuel in a way that I feels is both fair and accurate, as "A Neanderthal with thinning black woman's hair", to which my friend said "I fucking hate that guy, he's ugly as shit and he sucks." We then proceeded to pretend that his living room as a porno booth and sucked each other off while the oily shirtless men grabbed each other on TV.