Charlie Murphy Has Leukemia...Also, He's Dead

110  2017-04-12 by EncinoEscobar

95 comments

Fuck yo couch nigga!

They shoulda never gave you niggas money!

"I kicked tha shit outta him"

Bring your peoples too, cause you might get embarrassed

He lived a year longer than Rick James.

Hilarious, considering how much harder James skull fucked life.

57 black years is about 102 years old in white years. That's a good run.

Its the exact opposite actually

yeah i'm not really sure what this goober is talking about

Niggers die young.

Aww... you're stupid AND from Philly. Your life must be an absolute nightmare of struggle, no sarcasm or joking.

I...I like me.

My wife likes me.

Neither of those are true.

What did he mean by that?

57 years young. He'll be 58 in March.

so he will be a year older, in a years time.

fascinating

He was 14 years old. Like Patrice.

Put on some damn lotion!

He was 14 years old.

What's the origin of this joke? I somehow missed it

After Patrice died (at 41), a TV reporter announced his death and after listing years worth of credits he wrapped the report up by saying "He was 14 years old."

then the joke would be he was 75 years old

thank you Captain Literal...at ease, sir

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This guy's good. tss

When Patrice died some dumb news anchor was reporting it and finished the piece by saying "... and he was just 14 years old."

I've already read way too many times that he was a "hilarious stand-up". That's a lie. I've seen his stand up. It was open-mic level shit. This guy existed lived mediocrity, and even then he needed the road paved for him first.

I heard his stand up sucked, and that he was a real asshole/pain in the ass to work with. I might be wrong but I think I heard the same about Donnell Rawlings.

Black men do not handle fame well, generally speaking.

Both of them were just riding that narrow little moment of success they had. What's sad is Murphy already had an in, and he STILL needed a boost from someone besides his super-famous brother to get an audience to see him.

So he's literally a funnyish Sherrod.

whats the point of continuing to work hard once you get famous.

I mean all those bitches arent gonna fuck themselves.

Someone told me Donnell destroys.

Hot take

True, just look at Anthony Cumia.

Black men do not handle fame well, generally speaking.

they don't handle anything well outside of manual labor.

They handle crime and unemployment pretty good.

I thought the first time he ever did stand up was after Chappelle's show, and the audience immediately proceeded to heckle him while he awkwardly tried to go on with his act without acknowledging the heckling.

Don't have the link at hand but I recall the video being pretty brutal/hilarious, he was doing a bit along the lines of "I made Eddie buy me a zoo wit lions an shit" when the audience had enough and started tearing into him.

I never got why he just didn't tell stories. All he told were Rick James, Prince and Mike Tyson ones. Eddie was in Michael Jackson's inner circle at one point, that had to have a few stories.

Ashy Larry was pretty funny, tho

Maybe his standup wasn't great but his material on the Chappelle Show was funnier than anything Opie & Anthony ever did even in their prime.

Well yeah, he had Chappelle and Comedy Central money to punch up his stories

Darkness. That sucks he was funny and didn't have to use Eddie's coattails to get where he is.

King Kong aint got shit on me nigga.

Yes he fucking did.

He was around before Chappelle show, which was why he was on Chappelle's show.

What does that even mean? I was around before Chappelle Show too.

And he wouldn't have been around them if he wasn't Eddie's brother.

He was Eddie's brother before he was Eddie's brother, which is why he's Eddie's brother.

Jibberish.

Yeah, abnormal blood cells got him where he is.

Evil Darkness

"a very successful and popular stand-up comedian in his own right" So says the lords of TMZ.

Why couldn't it have been Chris Rock's cousin

Jenny Hutt didn't nominate him in time.

"I nominate Chris Rock."

"racist pol-ee-eese"

Four words that should be followed by a right jab.

I guess black does crack

"Second funniest part of Chappelle's Show" isn't a bad epitaph.

Better than anything that will be on Norton's.

2nd funniest radio 3rd mic

That is so unfair to Rich Vos who played "retarded mute midget in suit" in the sketch, "playa haters ball".

"retarded mute midget in suit" that didn't get a single line in.

Mutes generally don't speak.

That's why I threw in "mute"

Excellent Opie impression

Are you referring to my redundant tags that don't add anything, my obsession with "whose getting beat up" in the discussion, or my horrible gynocomastia?

Yes.

You'd really risk giving that fat-tongued mush-mouth a speaking role?

"OK, you got it this time, Rich. Let's nail it. Take 63, rolling !"

I like Charlie Murphy.

You should meet him.

All I see is floating teeth

When I first saw this I thought for a second that it was Eddie that had died...and I felt a little relieved when I realized my mistake. Sorry, Charlie.

Other than Beverly Hills Cop and Delirious what would make you like Eddie more than Charlie?

Trading Places

I don't even know. I guess it's just nostalgia because I loved Eddie when I was a kid.

SNL? 48 Hrs? Raw? Coming to America?

30 years ago.

Looks like Bill Burr has another yearly charity event to organize.

Gotta keep the dollas rolling in for Charlie's next of kin. Or he could just accept the fact that he'll always be a cracka.

Nah, keep pushing Billy Boy, your wife's family will accept you one day!

Ew

I feel ya. The guilt is strong in ol Billy red tits.

Fuck Your Couch Nigga!!!! Am I right folks am I right :)

Just go to a reddit thread discussing his death and watch all the standard comments of lines from the show and people acting like they care. "Fuck yo couch" - 2000 upvotes

That's why I only really come to this board. Reddit is cancer of the highest order.

HAD leukemia.

DeadieMurphy

dvv dvv

Poor Patrice. I can't believe he's gone. I didn't know hr had leukemia, never heard him talk about it. Come to think of it, I haven't heard much from him at all over the last couple years.

"Game.... blouses."

I hope he's okay

Is he getting cremated? Will the dad say, "Gus- why is the fire so big?"

Your wife is a bigfoot, Gus, and she gave my son cancer.

Then do you know what the big ugly bitch did? She fell down the stairs.

That was the best death reveal I've ever seen. Congrats. Oh, and RIP Charlie Murphy.

Haha this is the only place on the Internet too come read the funny/real opinions on stories like these (:

Who the fuck is going to cook the Johnsonville brats now?

That sucks. He was one of the good ones.

Better be a day funeral...

You think eddie is gonna go to the funeral impersonating different family members?

So he had leukemia. I doubt he took it with him.

What's the origin of this joke? I somehow missed it

Jenny Hutt didn't nominate him in time.