Finally admit that he is a pedophile and a transgender aficionado, then film himself copulatomg with Sue Lighting and post it as a free episode YouTube, and then finally kill himself and Keith after all exposing the litany of dark shit Keith has covered up on his behalf.
I have to disagree with you there. If you admit on a massive public radio show to being totally fine with fucking a 13 year, I don't think that is lowest you'll go. He targets 13+ year olds because they have social media accounts and burgeoning autonomy. It would be hard for someone his age to contact(groom and send ipads too) a kid under 13 without raising a lot of suspicion or going underground.
Basically start being entertaining again. All the attacks on him over the past 2.5 years have been motivated by him becoming a boring, unfunny old man. He's been phoning it in and expecting subscribers to feel like they're getting their money's worth. People would look past all the tranny fucking and pedophilia and race rants if he would just make us laugh again.
Also, Joe Rogan seems to make nice money on his podcast. Maron too. So if he could drop the "you're getting a whole network" angle and just figure out how to make money doing a normal free podcast without his own app for every platform available, that might help.
And his politics run thin here because we all know what a piece of shit he is. Whenever he goes on a rant about picking yourselves up by the bootstraps or some other shit, I think, "This is the same motherfucker who bought a jet ski on credit and stole parts from a truck when his car was fucked up." Not to mention there's a cunty Church Lady quality to how he espouses his politics.
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n/a NumeroOtto 2017-04-12
kill himself
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-04-12
Prove him being white by taking an oath to act lile a decent human who knows the law
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-04-12
Finally admit that he is a pedophile and a transgender aficionado, then film himself copulatomg with Sue Lighting and post it as a free episode YouTube, and then finally kill himself and Keith after all exposing the litany of dark shit Keith has covered up on his behalf.
Then we'll be square.
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-04-12
I'm sick of this! Ant ain't a pedophile!
He's a hebephile. There's a big difference. Sssshuurrree
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-04-12
Maybe so, but "pedophile" is far more damning. The truth can suck a dick.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-04-12
I have to disagree with you there. If you admit on a massive public radio show to being totally fine with fucking a 13 year, I don't think that is lowest you'll go. He targets 13+ year olds because they have social media accounts and burgeoning autonomy. It would be hard for someone his age to contact(groom and send ipads too) a kid under 13 without raising a lot of suspicion or going underground.
n/a justneedtologin 2017-04-12
Basically start being entertaining again. All the attacks on him over the past 2.5 years have been motivated by him becoming a boring, unfunny old man. He's been phoning it in and expecting subscribers to feel like they're getting their money's worth. People would look past all the tranny fucking and pedophilia and race rants if he would just make us laugh again.
n/a philtheprince 2017-04-12
This.
Also, Joe Rogan seems to make nice money on his podcast. Maron too. So if he could drop the "you're getting a whole network" angle and just figure out how to make money doing a normal free podcast without his own app for every platform available, that might help.
n/a MushroomFacedAsshole 2017-04-12
And his politics run thin here because we all know what a piece of shit he is. Whenever he goes on a rant about picking yourselves up by the bootstraps or some other shit, I think, "This is the same motherfucker who bought a jet ski on credit and stole parts from a truck when his car was fucked up." Not to mention there's a cunty Church Lady quality to how he espouses his politics.
Seriously, his InfoWars stuff is Jocktober worthy.
n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-04-12
He needs to kiss the subs ring.
Also apologize for doxxing, admit he has a real drinking problem, and banged Sue Lightning.
So what he fucked a tranny and got caught, don't deny it.
Also he needs to verify Joe Cumia pays kids to spit in his mouth.
Someone should start a mega thread of our terms.
n/a jaimieand87 2017-04-12
He can start by cutting off Joe's allowance.
n/a jim_thoms 2017-04-12
This. And doing a karaoke version of Blue Oyster Cult's "Cagey Cretins" while denouncing U2.
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-04-12
Beat up Joe with a baseball bat and take pictures for us.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-04-12
Admit that he's a nigger who loves sucking trans girl dick.
n/a ShetUp 2017-04-12
Passionately blow Opie for making him relevant to begin with.
n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-04-12
Opie loves to have people of color beside him.
n/a Joe_Cumia 2017-04-12
Eat sues dick on camera and I won't enjoy it, that's for sure
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-04-12
I'm sick of this! Ant ain't a pedophile!
He's a hebephile. There's a big difference. Sssshuurrree