Sam admits on air today that he's been unusually depressed over the last several weeks and was miserable even at WrestleMania
67 2017-04-11 by RamonFrunkis
He either hates his child for stealing Bobbie's attention, resents turning his doll collection into a nursery, or he has maleish postpartum depression.
131 comments
n/a DaveNone 2017-04-11
I think he's just finally taken a look at the baby and realized the negroid features and the darker skin aren't really from him.
n/a Coosaw 2017-04-11
Ever notice those kids have a year round tan.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-04-11
Cmon charlie the fat one has a bigger dick than me.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-04-11
Cmon charlie the fat one has a bigger dick than me.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-11
He could slam dunk at the age of five
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-04-11
So Anthony is the father?
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-04-11
If Ant doesn't die or get incarcerated it'll be the greatest form of karma when he knocks up some dopey 18 year old at 62 years old.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-11
The male postpartum thing is legit. The first 3 months of my kid's life i was a walking panic attack. And I'd get to work in the morning and just feel sad. Like i abandoned my family or something.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-04-11
Well don't leave us hanging in eager anticipation. Did you?!
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-04-11
Fag.
n/a Porkclerk82 2017-04-11
Uh oh virgin neck-beard anger has been activated
n/a xaway3 2017-04-11
You just got buzzed by the pork clerk I see. He's a wild man
n/a Porkclerk82 2017-04-11
Buzzed? What does that even mean? Don't try to use young people slang, middle aged faggot.
n/a xaway3 2017-04-11
Ring me up a pork shoulder sandwich with some green beans, bitch.
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-04-11
Damn, he's obsessed with your age
n/a xaway3 2017-04-11
He really is. It's so funny. From a psychological standpoint he really is a guinea pig for me. He's obsessed with three things- drugs, obesity and advancing age. It is absolutely hilarious how he'll just pop up out of nowhere and call me out on of those three topics. He'd be a great troll if he wasn't so serious.
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-04-11
OHH yea, I was reading his history.
n/a porkclerksmanager 2017-04-11
You heard the man. Ring him up for a pork shoulder sandwich and a green bean before you're fired. I don't pay you to fuck around here.
n/a Porkclerk82 2017-04-11
When you put this much energy into coming up with a comeback it makes it real obvious how bad your feelings were hurt. :)
n/a xaway3 2017-04-11
I'm just amused by you. I've told you that. Not hurt. You're just a real character. You've messaged me many times about snorting pills and being fat, although I do/am neither. And for the past few weeks, you've been commenting on how old I am, like that's something that I'm sensitive about. You're hilarious, man.
n/a Porkclerk82 2017-04-11
Now you're explaining yourself to me because you're embarrassed.
Stop internet stalking me. I made one joke once. Sorry, learn to take a joke.
n/a xaway3 2017-04-11
Pork shoulder sandwich. Get on it.
n/a zenicaone 2017-04-11
if you are faggot.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-11
I'm sorry that I'm white and my instincts tell me to stay with my family.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-04-11
My instincts tell me to downvote everything in this thread.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-11
So edgy
n/a deepdarkz 2017-04-11
You should stay with your ancestors instead
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-04-11
But are your kids white?
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-11
I did an ethnic dna test while they were in the womb. I wasn't going to be taken for even one check up bill.
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-04-11
Hmmm so you suspected, very telling.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-11
Jamal kept coming to house to "eat dis cracka bitch up and make herz pregnant" which raised some suspicions
n/a zenicaone 2017-04-11
cuck
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-04-11
dude the first 2 years of my kids life I wanted to die
It gets better though
n/a deepdarkz 2017-04-11
But only if you don't cover the light socket
n/a thoughts_n_prayers 2017-04-11
so can we get back to not talking about this and drinking scotch like real men used to? #pissyeyes
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-11
Probably the weeks of no sleep and no fucking.
n/a ffffantomas 2017-04-11
I AM ABANDONED MY CHILD! I ABANDONED MY BOY!
n/a StutterinPrickYou 2017-04-11
GET OUT OF HERE DEVIL!
n/a StutterinPrickYou 2017-04-11
GET OUT OF HERE DEVIL!
n/a hookahreed 2017-04-11
BOY IN A (CHICKEN STRIP) BASKET!
n/a ffffantomas 2017-04-11
*A BASTARD IN A BASKET
n/a StutterinPrickYou 2017-04-11
GET OUT OF HERE DEVIL!
n/a mcb84 2017-04-11
Hello, my name is bonecrushingkisses. Ill have a whiskey for myself and a glass of milk for the boy.
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-04-11
See my username? Recreate it with your family so I don't have to read anything you post again.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-11
Or go use a phallic object as a chair right? You unoriginal try hard fuck.
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-04-11
Telling someone to pull a Benoit is pretty original dude. Be more constructive with your criticism.
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-04-11
Would've been more original if he told him to pull an R. Budd Dwyer.
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-04-11
Ooooh that's true!
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-04-11
Lol
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-04-11
Why would you say that here?
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-11
On 2 hours of sleep and had normal thoughts. My bad.
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-04-11
Your bad indeed.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-11
You abandoned roul chird!
n/a NLclothing 2017-04-11
You're telling me I can feel the joy of abandoning my obligations on the daily without accumulating visceral hatred towards me?
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-04-11
Strangely I felt the need to work longer hours.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-11
He can no longer eat Dino Nuggets
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-04-11
I still eat dino nuggets. They are my favorite of all the Tyson chicken products
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-11
That's because ur fat
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-04-11
And you dress like a European faggot with a fixie bike. I hope a Walmart semi driver is behind you on your next ride
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-11
Hey man, I was just playing around. Take it back
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-04-11
Fuck you and Bob Kelly.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-11
Feel free
n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-04-11
Good. He doesn't deserve to be happy.
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-04-11
Nobody does.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-04-11
...maaaaaaaaaannnnnn
n/a BrocialistFuckboi4U 2017-04-11
You don't like his poetic tortured nihilism?
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-04-11
How do you faggots not get a simple joke?
n/a Superbad415 2017-04-11
Shut up and take it.
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-04-11
*take the hit
n/a BloodyfuckinKingalux 2017-04-11
What about a middle class chick who likes to imagine her life is a Jennifer Aniston movie?
n/a netryeder 2017-04-11
I think OP is correct. He is no longer the center of attention at home or with Bobbie. He resents being forced to "grow-up" because he is now a father. He is no longer in complete control and doing whatever makes #1 happy, he has a kid to think about now.
I can't wait until Jess reads all the parenting articles about processed foods and preservatives. The day she bans chicken nuggets and fast food from their house will be a death blow to Sam.
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-11
The day she bans Fivehead from the house will be a red letter day fir us.
n/a doch15 2017-04-11
No joke. He may literally die from starvation.
n/a hellofriendo1234 2017-04-11
It probably doesn't help him that eating shitty will 100% exacerbate anxiety and depression.
n/a JeffDenlon 2017-04-11
Like the marriage will last long enough for that to happen
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-04-11
That will be the day sam pays tribute to Chris Benoit
n/a ffffantomas 2017-04-11
The he should stop visiting this sub.
n/a Null__n--void 2017-04-11
I fucking hope he kills himself in front of his nigger spawn and cunt dyke husband
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-04-11
Tss tell us how ya really feel cawk sucka!
n/a doch15 2017-04-11
This is the clever, hard-hitting, provocative conent we all come to r/opieandanthony for. Thankyou for your contribution sir! Wow! Speechless 10/10!!!!!
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-04-11
If sam R. Bud Dweyers himself on the wrestling pre-show no one will see it
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-04-11
If a freakish faggot blows his brains out on a preshow no one watches, does he truly make a sound?
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-11
To be fair, I'd probably be depressed if I had a child also. I just don't understand why any man would have a child in this day and age. Kids fucking blow.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-04-11
SHUUURE DAS WHAT I SAID!
n/a SideGrowthFrom1977 2017-04-11
Kids aren't born shitty.. it's adults that blow. Thus shitty kids.
That's the world we live in unfortunately.
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-11
I would have to argue that point. Babies come out being selfish assholes who just shit and eat and make noise.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-04-11
A good parent has to break their spirit and then shape them into the least shitty person possible.
It's bad parents that create pissy-eye bitches like Tranth. Well, that or questionable Uncles, suuuuuure.
n/a SideGrowthFrom1977 2017-04-11
Dammit, you have a point there. Fuckin assholes
n/a allenricketts 2017-04-11
This is true but also I always think about it in terms of potential sadness. The more people you let into your life, the more someone you care about might die. Why would I want to have a kid when it could die and ruin my life and relationship with it's mother? There's just not a lot to gain from it.
n/a doch15 2017-04-11
You "gain" spreading your genetic lineage. Otherwise you end up an old cuck with no kids no family, no one to remember you. Or you end up as an old couple with no kids and expendable cash that gets to ball out every year with trips to florida. Hey wait a minute.....
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-11
Exactly. I'm married with no kids and we get to do whatever the fuck we want when we want, meanwhile other couples are age are always fighting with each other because of their kids, can't spend any money on anything fun, or ever go anywhere without it being a place they can bring those little shits.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-11
Motherfucker, I used to have your life. I have a kid (6 months old). I love that little hell razor to death and I don't regret having kids but my life is pretty much up side down. The relationship I have with the wife took a hit. We used to do whatever we want and still keep up with work but now we wake up 2 am, 6 am to a crying child. But it's weird, even through I'm exhausted most of the time having a kid really made me become happy for the first time in a long life of pure shit. Never thought it would happen since a I used to be such a broken piece of shit,
It's not for everyone through
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-11
Well good for you then, I guess. I just know a kid could never make me as happy as say...Metal Gear Solid 3 did. Even if it possibly could that's a risk I don't want to take cause if it doesn't work out then I have to find a place to bury the little bugger's body, and do all that work.
n/a doch15 2017-04-11
It takes one to know one and i'd say you're a true man-child.
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-11
Calm your tits, breeder.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-11
Mgs3: substance was the only playable version.
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-11
True, both statements. I don't even acknowledge standard MGS3's existence.
n/a hoohootellemkeith 2017-04-11
Dude still with the middle of the night wake up? You're not doing something foolish like breastfeeding are ya? That fucker should be 11 straight at a minimum at this point.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-11
No breast feeding, forumla and shit like that. It's killing me
n/a NihilistKnight 2017-04-11
Of all the interesting places in the world to travel to, you pick Florida. Rather telling.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-04-11
I like to think Florida is like in Revenge of the Nerds II.
n/a doch15 2017-04-11
In the winter thats where old people from canada go. Espesically those pepsi drinking, dart smoking Quebecers
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-04-11
ball out w trips to fl.
like maxin and relaxin in Hendry County? lol
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-04-11
Not having kids means you can end up looking like a creepy old uncle ruining a nice family photo of when you swam with the dolphins.
n/a hellofriendo1234 2017-04-11
My wife and I just had our first a month ago...it's difficult but it teaches you to be less of a selfish ass. It also makes the little things you pleasure in life that much more valuable, since you don't have the time to become a jaded faggot jerking off and playing video games all day.
There's also that whole thing about how reproducing is all animals' primary biological imperative. Humans in the west have become such lazy hedonistic zilches obsessed with celebrities, social media, and getting a chemical buzz.
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-11
I would say we are far more advanced apes. I've never seen an ape build...anything really. When Apes are exploiting chinese workers to make smart phones then I'd say we're slightly more advanced.
n/a hellofriendo1234 2017-04-11
Fair enough. I guess it's a matter of perspective. Sure we can fly planes and compose operas, but we are still so tribalistic that we murder each other for not believing in the right deity.
Plus, we are the same species as Joe Cumia. I certainly don't consider him much more advanced than your average chimp.
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-04-11
Niggas be killing each other for food maaaaaan
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-04-11
Fry that chicken fry that chicken.
n/a Anarox 2017-04-11
Don't be racist bro
n/a WoopEmGangbangStyle 2017-04-11
Playing video games and masturbating all day sounds wonderful compared to taking care of a baby. I like having the freedom to be a complete loser.
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-11
Loser is what breeders call people who live the life they really want to live.
n/a CumButcha 2017-04-11
I'm gonna be a faggot here, but taking care of my little brother and watching him grow up has been more rewarding than the years of video games and masturbating. The freedom to be a complete loser is depression.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-04-11
Why not do both?
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-04-11
If you have a good woman it's not that hard or life changing. Unfortunately most people don't know how to have a relationship and hold onto it.
n/a mcb84 2017-04-11
Dont you listen to your uncle anthony. No they cant. Youll go to prison.
n/a darcebaug 2017-04-11
I thought maybe guilt from being away from his wife and kid at such a difficult time those first few months.
Then, I remembered we're taking about Sam. So it's probably because the Rock acknowledged Jim in a tweet about the Stathom interview and not him.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-04-11
I had a similar thought, but he said it's been weeks not one week.
Right track, but I think it's broader than that. He resents the little ape because he could have had a much better time, made more WWE connections, and gotten more hero worship if he could blow off just Jess. But now he can't blow off mother and child.
n/a DoubleGunsSockCucka 2017-04-11
Good.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-04-11
Sam thinks its show related but its life. His life is over. He had a kid. Ha ha.
n/a Zombied77 2017-04-11
This is why I only cum on my girlfriends tits
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-04-11
Is he jealous now his mom's breastfeeding his son?
n/a opestersmammarydrip 2017-04-11
Postpartum depression. Sounds like Sammys kids gonna turn up in a suitcase at the side if a highway.
n/a JeffDenlon 2017-04-11
Sam should have never had a kid.
n/a UhLookHereMan 2017-04-11
Nature tried to stop it
n/a forcedhammer 2017-04-11
skimming this thread makes me embarrassed to be included in this group of people
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-04-11
You should be thinking that when you read any thread.
n/a CasinoIndian 2017-04-11
This thread belongs in /r/daddit
n/a ricswrangler 2017-04-11
Or he looked at the ugly procreation he's produced. Ugly ass baby.
n/a glyde69 2017-04-11
What a fucking asshole this kid is.
Has his first child and he's sulking and "depressed" instead of riding out something that should be an amazing time.
What a cunt.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-04-11
I honestly think it's because things at WWE haven't gone how he thought they would. That's his dream and I think he got there and found out it's a shit hole, or they don't like him and he's depressed. Reading this sub at a period where he sucks on-air won't cheer him up.
n/a Leofan7 2017-04-11
I think he felt that as "the last professional broadcaster" he'd be the next Mean Gene.
He was incorrect.
n/a meanmug247 2017-04-11
I hope he has a gun
n/a CumButcha 2017-04-11
He's horrible. His wife sounds horrible. They've produced a horrible child. That's why.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-04-11
It's very typical. He's a manchild who resents the fact that he now has to provide care and support rather than just receive them.
n/a deepdarkz 2017-04-11
But only if you don't cover the light socket
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-11
On 2 hours of sleep and had normal thoughts. My bad.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-04-11
I still eat dino nuggets. They are my favorite of all the Tyson chicken products
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-11
Hey man, I was just playing around. Take it back