Why doesn't Jim train MMA?

1  2017-04-11 by TinKnockinMoroccan

It would be a great way to maintain his figure while also being groped by muscular alpha males

9 comments

n/a  dave72988 2017-04-11

He's got elbow pain. He will just stick to the elliptical machine and single digit dumbells

n/a  carribbeanjimmy 2017-04-11

He really is a whiny little bitch. He inherited his bone-structure from the earthworm side of his family.

n/a  Dennyislife 2017-04-11

He doesn't want to hurt anyone. He's a weapon

n/a  boring_oneliner 2017-04-11

Jim is not into MMA and not into Trannies. It's just part of his sad act.

n/a  Caverlock 2017-04-11

Do you think if Kiss somehow became relevant again he'd just stop talking about those?

n/a  Hunter_Cumia 2017-04-11

Because it's something new and take effort

n/a  opestersmammarydrip 2017-04-11

More than likely he'd be embarrassed at the idea of getting an erection whilst rolling around with a sweaty alpha.

n/a  Bibimbap4211 2017-04-11

He'd rather have a train run on him by MMA queers

n/a  shimshammcgraw 2017-04-11

If he won't even explore a foreign city he's never seen before while he is already fucking there performing why would he go out of his way to do something that he talks about 3 days a week? Also he has a booboo elbow.

n/a  chippersonlyle 2017-04-11

I don't think I've ever seen someone take off their ortho shoes and step into the octagon.

n/a  SirWallaceII 2017-04-11

Jim is a champion is MMA. Man Masterbation Aesthetics

n/a  JeremyACrosby 2017-04-11

He has tinnitus in one of his elbows and if gets any worse he won't be able to do his day job where he sits and talks into a microphone.