Who here started growing a beard just so the Muslims back up

0  2017-04-11 by [deleted]

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Muslims don't eat bacon and you have to wake up at 4 in the morning to pray.I guess it's like one of those would you rather type situations.

Guys born Muslim can get away with boozing, skipping prayer and not eating halal generally, but I'm guessing if you are a convert just for material benefit (trophy status as a white Muslim convert, chance to marry a rich bitch who'll adore your whiteness, then more wives on top), you'll need to at least fake that shit for a while.

you can finally kick your ugly roommate's dog to death and get away with it by law

Hi Opie.

sniff

I started growing my beard after Patrice died. If you have to know.

::sniff::

Muslims are little boy rapers.

Guys born Muslim can get away with boozing, skipping prayer and not eating halal generally, but I'm guessing if you are a convert just for material benefit (trophy status as a white Muslim convert, chance to marry a rich bitch who'll adore your whiteness, then more wives on top), you'll need to at least fake that shit for a while.