http://i.imgur.com/DzvfAIf.png

Oh ew

Louie anderson looks young

BaldAmy

well id fuck a lot of things but maybe she'll be in a better mode not relying on people's guilt to get laid

This picture cannot be any more recent than six years ago.

Her weight fluctuates like the female Jonah Hill.

I can't even pretend like there was a time I wouldn't smash, tho, tbh fam.

With a bat?

That's what the ladies call it. Heh heh heh.

Watch out! Big boys got the big boy bat!

The Louisville Slug Her in the Ovaries.

And I shall call her "butter grits"...

"Hurry up and take the fuckin picture!! I can't hold my gut in much longer"

I can deal with thick but i can't deal with vapid. Still a no for me.

She looks like my dad

Your Dad is one ugly cunt.

Kill and feed to starving refugees

she looks like opie minus his voluptuous bosoms

This piggy bitch got some 18 inch pythons goddamn. I wish I knew her arm routine.

Lift tonnes of food into your face every day.

Bet my thumbs she bloats up as soon as that shitty movie she just signed on for wraps. And can we be honest, she's still a gross pig.

Was this pic taken at sea world?

Even if she had lost weight there is no way she'd be fuckable. You'd know about the fat and cellulite just waiting to explode the second she eats a little too much.

This is not recent. Stop.

After the last special she should take time off to disappear and work on herself.

I mean buy a noose.

there's never been a time I wouldn't fuck her. I love a smelly 6.

The Amy Schumer Cycle:

1. Film a comedy special showing your rolls and back fat spilling out of a tight leather outfit.
2. Receive obvious criticism on the internet for the way you look.
3. Get personally offended by the criticism, but blame it on trolls and haters.
4. Go on a crash diet or get surgery to loose a few pounds
5. Do a sexy magazine photo shoot, have the pictures heavily edited so you look better than you actually do
6. Talk to the press about your body and how you are so proud of it
7. As the weeks go by, forget about the diet, gain the weight back and repeat the cycle.

Guitar pick face. Heh. I'm still lawffing.

Here she's got 12 drinks deep at closing time fuckability (despite it being clear that she's sucking her gut in super hard) as long as I never have to see her again.