I don't need money, just buy me a plane ticket to whatever city you live in and let me crash on your couch for a few months. And supply me with an alcoholic's amount of beer. And have food for me.
I imagine that would be room full of "men" (put in air quotes because I'm using that term loosely) staring uncomfortably at their phones so they don't have to make eye contact.
Well, that's true. But one day I was short of liquid assets. So I sold the full-size fridge. Then I just ate take-out until I was able to get a used mini-fridge from the same place I sold the full-sized one to.
Using the term "liquid assets" will not trick anyone into believing this is a normal thing that happens to normal people, especially if you sold your fridge but ended up eating from restaurants all the time.
After I sold the regular fridge, I didn't have enough spare cash for awhile to buy the used mini-fridge. So it was take-away. But don't get the idea I was eating lavish Indian & Chinese buffets. More like vegetable fried rice drowned in soy & duck sauce packets, chop suey, etc.
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n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-04-10
Anthony is that you?
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-04-10
ok i am willing to negotiate my fee, but i also want a guarantee the mini-fridge will have at least 1 drink and snack in it, if and when I show up.
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
Done & done! Now let's talk turkey ....
n/a jsnoots 2017-04-10
Will the snack be turkey?
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-04-10
You mean you want to eat Jimmy? (because he is a turkey)
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-04-10
I don't need money, just buy me a plane ticket to whatever city you live in and let me crash on your couch for a few months. And supply me with an alcoholic's amount of beer. And have food for me.
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
Sounds reasonable. Are you married to the idea of flying first class or will
steeragecoach do?n/a Opprobriousness 2017-04-10
I'm not a fancy man. As long as it's not a middle seat, I don't care what part of the plane I'm at.
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
Alrighty then!
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-04-10
I'll be your friend for free LuciferMcSatan, just relax on the "visting each other in real life" nonsense.
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
I think an eventual meet-up all the people here would be a nice thing.
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-04-10
I imagine that would be room full of "men" (put in air quotes because I'm using that term loosely) staring uncomfortably at their phones so they don't have to make eye contact.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-04-10
So someone can crash at your place but you only have a mini fridge?
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
That's all I can afford, a mini fridge.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-04-10
When you rent any apartment it comes with a fridge, the implication being that you rent a room or something?
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
Well, that's true. But one day I was short of liquid assets. So I sold the full-size fridge. Then I just ate take-out until I was able to get a used mini-fridge from the same place I sold the full-sized one to.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-04-10
Using the term "liquid assets" will not trick anyone into believing this is a normal thing that happens to normal people, especially if you sold your fridge but ended up eating from restaurants all the time.
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
I wouldn't call curry take-away places "restaurants".
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-04-10
Takeout is universally more expensive than groceries, what sort of bizarre fucking life do you lead?
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
Fresh groceries rot.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-04-10
Not if you have a fridge.
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-04-10
After I sold the regular fridge, I didn't have enough spare cash for awhile to buy the used mini-fridge. So it was take-away. But don't get the idea I was eating lavish Indian & Chinese buffets. More like vegetable fried rice drowned in soy & duck sauce packets, chop suey, etc.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-04-10
When you rent any apartment it comes with a fridge, the implication being that you rent a room or something?