Ant still thinks of himself as a musician that hasn't made it yet.

2  2017-04-10 by TinKnockinMoroccan

He wasted most of his youth in his brother's faggy duran duran cover bands and only managed to get the deal that pulled him out of the attic because of a song parody. Deep down inside, he knows he failed his first dream in life and spent 2 decades working with a bi-polar retard.

That's why he is so angry with the world. Everyday he wakes up he wishes that Oh Dara had been the hit that propelled him to stardom.

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Oh Dara is a hit in the hearts of dozens of Opie and Anthony fans.

Bizarro Anthony would be a better singer than homeless mustard.

Ant was a pretty good vocalist. When I listened to the Rotgut album, I realized that young quadroon Ant had some pipes, but he let his gay leech brother drag him down.

I think that's the reason he likes Alice in Chains. Unfortunately, Joe was the Jerry Fatrell to his Layne Gayly.