Ant stayed up all night drinking and is now threatening people on twitter

55  2017-04-09 by The_Sharpie_Is_Black

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He's melting the fuck down about us right now.

His face looks like it's always melting.

How sad it is that 15 years ago this guy was one of the larger names in broadcasting and now he's all the way down to freaking the fuck out about a subreddit with maybe 2-300 regular contributors.

Things just keep getting worse for Tony C.

How sad it is that 15 years ago this guy was one of the larger names in broadcasting and now he's all the way down to freaking the fuck out about a subreddit with maybe 2-300 regular contributors. Things just keep getting worse for Tony C.

He plobabry knows a rot of oul uselnames by now. Herro Anth'! Prease to give gord rith all rour money flom irregal sponsols.

We have no effect on their lives and they are laughing at us, though.

Haha he really can't take it.

He doesn't even mention tranthony stuff as he's guilty of that

He's still going. I remember my first xanax, Anthony.

I found this tweet to be quite a hoot: https://twitter.com/MmJj888/status/850969059256565760

He even sent me a little message before he blocked me for this http://m.imgur.com/lNecu67

This just motivates me to bug him on twitter about his niece fucking.

Shitz

Tranthony is sooo urban.

I think that's the xanax and Heineken

Stupid slit

He says he never met her but didn't he post pictures of her at his house playing video games with him?

Well that's where the whole rumour/fact stems from.. this should help

lol i asked one question and he blocked me so i couldn't respond, the thin skinned tranny fucker.

He's still losing his mind over accusations of him fucking his niece. It's glorious

He seems drunk off his ass again.

Nice to see rehab helped.

I'm beginning to think his motivation for attending rehab was insincere.

He's wrong.

1) Nobody knows who the niece is because she's not really his niece because Joe hasn't married his girlfriend. It's not like her name is out there and she's being taunted at school. Nobody even gets the reference but Anthony and Joe.

2) While I don't like and participate in the getting 2U shows cancelled stuff, all that people have done have used Joe's actual writings to show concert promoters. So Joe should stop writing controversial statements if he doesn't want people to make it an issue. He is not Anthony who made a career because he says unPC stuff. He is playing in a tribute band for probably the most annoying bleeding heart liberal pussy rock band ever in U2. Of course U2 fans are not going to like a guy saying stuff about black people then playing "Pride (In the Name of Love)". Set your shit to private so only you and your buddies can see your dumb rambling, Joe.

I'd love to see a Tommy Shaw vs brother Joe guitar off. The winner gets to eat a deer heart freshly harvested by Uncle Ted. Then they both beat joe about the face and neck.

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of #BroJoeProblems :


Noun/brəʊ ˈʤəʊ ˈprɒbləmz /possessive

A colloquial term, typically used on social media (occasionally used in conjunction with Brother Joe).

When you're caught between not doing something largely immoral with a family member, but you're financially dependent on said family member.


"My brother wants to date my daughter. Obviously, I have a problem with that, but I depend on him for a living. If I confront him about it; the checks might dry up. #BroJoeProblems"

"My brother is 'grooming' my daughter/his niece so he can eventually date her. I don't agree with this at all, yet the checks he sends to me yearly pay for my mortgage, so I have to keep my mouth shut. #BroJoeProblems"


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But this sub has no effect on Anthony or anyone else in the Cumia Klan. Right?

This guy is an idiot. Almost all of his problems can be linked to his misunderstanding of what twitter is and how to use twitter correctly. He uses his verified account to troll people he disagrees with and seems genuinely shocked and dismayed when people (intelligently) use burner twitter accounts to troll him back. Fuck.

What he's been doing is as stupid as driving around town, cutting people off, cussing and screaming nigger out the window, with a "for sale" sign in in the back window with his phone number and address.

The only decent thing to do is to continue to drive Anthony insane, while outright ruining Joe's life.

It's what Jesus would want.

seems you got downvoted but you are correct, esp in saying ruining Joe's life would be not only a decent thing but the morally right thing. a life that was built on a fucking childhood agreement and leeching whatever fame you can from your brother(might i add to his brothers detriment). at least tony actually worked and had talent.

I seriously wonder how much of these nonsense would go away if he would focus on his show, getting a good co host/guests and more importantly being funny.

I'm afraid he's about to cross the irredeemable line very soon. There may be no going back for him...

They are both mental ill people who question their own sexualitt. They have more in common then you would imagine

I don't even hate either of them. Anthony can still be entertaining when he has Norton or LoS to work with. And I can't bring myself to give a shit about Joe. If he was just Anthony's friend and not his brother he'd be treated like Scorch by O&A. They'd laugh him out of the room for doing a tribute act to a black hippie, faggot Journey and sissy micks U2 while trying to act like he's a bad ass veteran biker.

Especially when "ruining joe's life" means "joe has to work for a living "

Exactly. All we're doing is trying to turn a torpid sloth, a leeching layabout, a good-for-nothing zilch, into a functioning contributor to the economy. MAGA, nigga.

This fucking idiot is going to end up in prison. Preferably sharing a cell with multiple basketball Americans.

Just looked at twitter. The side by side pics obviously show 2 different chicks. Am I nuts or is the one who isn't his niece the chick who stole his camera equipment?

Yep. Missy.

He's showing an old pic of another girl and a pic of the niece to make people on twitter think we are confusing the two. But we all know the difference between the two and know the niece, the one he claims he's never met, is the one who was recently at his house playing video games.

I dont fuck my niece. I just fuck girls that look like my niece, FUCKTARD

https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/851071391847911424

"@AnthonyCumia 18m18 minutes ago Yeah. I really have no clue why they're so focused on fucking me and my family over. I guess it's fun for them but at a huge cost. Why?"

Maybe don't threaten to dox your listeners, fuckhead

Him sayin a cover band gig getting cancelled is a "huge loss" is hilarious.

Hes attempted to gain sympathy by stealing the cadence of the worlds most sympathetic man. Donald J. Trump.

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of #BroJoeProblems :


Noun/brəʊ ˈʤəʊ ˈprɒbləmz /possessive

A colloquial term, typically used on social media (occasionally used in conjunction with Brother Joe).

When you're caught between not doing something largely immoral with a family member, but you're financially dependent on said family member.


"My brother wants to date my daughter. Obviously, I have a problem with that, but I depend on him for a living. If I confront him about it; the checks might dry up. #BroJoeProblems"

"My brother is 'grooming' my daughter/his niece so he can eventually date her. I don't agree with this at all, yet the checks he sends to me yearly pay for my mortgage, so I have to keep my mouth shut. #BroJoeProblems"


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Lets assume Dawn is a rational civilian (we both know joe and ant arent). Whats worse? Silly things written about your formerly famous brother on a subreddit or getting a call that the same brother has been arrested for biting a young girl.

Ants whole argument that he chose this life and makes a living from it is the reason he has to tolerate it, well so did joe. Joe chose to thrust himself into this world and,thanks to ants checks, also makes a living off show business.

Marc Maron and Joe Rogan were discussing how their fans troll them. You can tell that it REALLY bugs Maron, but he does the intelligent thing, which is to simply ignore it all. The thing that gets Ant in trouble is that he actually engages us.

Poxx n' doxx.

Twitter in general is bad for celebrities. Famous people back in the day had an aura and mystique around them since communication is limited. You would just focus on the characters the actor plays and their personal stupidity generally isn't an issue since it rarely comes up, mostly with celebrities it's substance abuse issues. Nowadays they engage like Ant does personally and air out all their politics and cause divisions among people. I'm ok with a little politics I don't agree with. But sometimes it gets out of control. I like Don Cheadle and the dude who played Bernard from westworld. I head over to twitter to support them, Bernard has no joke 60 simultaneous tweets sharing any Trump articles and Emmy/Academy Award/Golden Globe Award winner Don Cheadle is ranting how he wants Trump dead and going into the profiles of anyone who disagrees with him and mocking how they and their loved ones work. If I was the Jews in Hollywood I would worry. Hollywood is carried by star power. Star power is carried by the mystique of actors. When actors engage with every common person it brings them down to our level which is not what they want.

The man just can't stop doxing people.

Stupid slit

I'd love to see a Tommy Shaw vs brother Joe guitar off. The winner gets to eat a deer heart freshly harvested by Uncle Ted. Then they both beat joe about the face and neck.

Yep. Missy.

He says he never met her but didn't he post pictures of her at his house playing video games with him?

He's showing an old pic of another girl and a pic of the niece to make people on twitter think we are confusing the two. But we all know the difference between the two and know the niece, the one he claims he's never met, is the one who was recently at his house playing video games.

I dont fuck my niece. I just fuck girls that look like my niece, FUCKTARD