Anyone that lives here wont be bothered to go to Newark or JFK to pick you up.

Oh. :(

How about for $300

If you're a lady you wont have any problems.

If your a lady boy you can get it and a free Ipad.

Calmly pay the 50 uber ride you gay homo

I don't think this is a good idea.

Why not

I'll fly there and rape you.

Ok??

You did list a price?

I live in Brighton Beach and fix shoes. I'd show you around town but I mostly fix shoes.

This sounds extremely tempting

Like fix them so they can be used by people with huge horrible misshapen feet?

I live in Brighton Beach and fix shoes

which Russian Mob boss do you work for?

My father used to work for Peter Dimico (obviously not how its spelled but its what it sounds like phonetically) up in Webster.

Cherninko, though I don't think they are that criminal.

Sure stand with the sign outside the airport I will take you to the Mets game.

He's loying im the real bobo

prove it. What is your dog's name and what's it's breed?

My peanut butta blow job machine is a schnewdle named mr maloonigans

Bobo wouldn't say that, but some other guy with an equally cool nick-name might make lies about schnewdles and peanut butter lickers

He's a Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnoodle

Loying* idiot

Just go to Manhattan, head towards 125th St. then keep walking north.

Niggers?

Congee Village off of Delancey is my favorite place and not all Crown Fried Chickens are created equal. That's really all there is to know.

I just wanna visit Blarny Rock

They're cheap there.

Yea do you need a ride from the airport? I'd be happy to come pick you up

Are you "Messing with me"

nope, what times your flight? where you staying? in the city?

I haven't booked it yet

Sure thing pal. What's your credit card limit?

$56,000

Original Rays?

Nevermind I'm busy

Highly doubtful

I forgot next weekend I'm volunteering at a soup kitchen.

Famous Original Ray's.

Go to the u/stinkskc bar

Does he/she live in NYC?

Oh you betcha!

Yes, she does! She'll show you a good time too.

I thought he got fired.

I hope not. But it wouldn't shock me.

This is like the beginning of a Criminal Minds episode.

Ha

Thanks for laughing!

ANY time

I'd actually be down to go to NYC and go to ge comedy cellar and shit. I'm training about going up for Skank Fest.

Ok let's meetup. You weird?

I'm weird enough. Plus I will buy the cocaine.

Need cocaine and NYC pizza. Will buy if you don't kill me

I'm frightengly normal. Most people don't like me on first impression and come to hate me once they know me. I'm trying to quit drugs and alcohol, but I think it's really the only interesting quality about myself. Otherwise I have the personality of an oyster.

You might quit drugs but alcohol is less likely.

Same here. Wanna snort some kratom?

I'm going to NYC for the first time for Skanks Fest. Taking a train from Chicago. Air BnB is surprisingly cheap and not too far from all the action in Manhattan.

I had a 7 and 9 hour layover in NYC and went to the cellar in my 9 hour layover and it was pretty fun. You should check it out.

The 7 hour layover was fucking hell though. I had just had a 21 hour layover/delay in Abu Dhabi and had 20 bucks on me because I lost my debit card the night before my flight. So I spent 20 hours sitting/sleeping on a bench in a sand nigger airport then flew 14 hours just to sit another 7 in JFK. I wanted to die.

Ok

Do you live close to NYC btw? Cause I've never really seen the attraction to it, unless I lived only a few hours away.

Nah, Arizona. NYC to me is like showing a Neanderthal a vacuum

Nigga, fuck NYC then. My limited experience with NYC was "cool it's just like every other city I've been too but everything is admittedly much nicer but meh"

Take that NYC cash and go to a Mexican resort, buy some Codeine syrup/oxys and Coke, then get some Mexican escorts and dump some loads.

Doesn't that sound more fun than paying 300 bucks a night for a 3 star hotel and drinking 13 dollar jack and Cokes while watching Jim tell his 3,000 tranny joke?

Ok let's go.

Ha, wish I could. I've yet to go to Mexico. I think I'm gonna go to Costa Rica this summer if my job goes on shutdown for 1/2 weeks. I prefer going to shitty countries that have cheap booze and hookers over cities in America.

I'm scared of Mexico but that actually makes sense. I won't go alone though.

Who's in?

You can use credit cards in Abu Dhabi you redneck.

I left them at home because I was staying in a country with a lot of fraud so I only used ATMs from legit banks

Credit card cards are safer than debit cards you dumb cunt.

Yes if I was doing card transactions. Like I said I only paid for shit in cash. It worked fine for months till the last day when I got shit faced and left the card in a ATM on the biggest brothel area in the world.

Your account just hacked by ISIS

Allah Akbar. We love hentai infidel.

No one cares about your travel story

Rude! I'm tired of the meaness of this sub!

I live in bushwick area but you come near me I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

Edgy

When is the legion of skanks thing taped? I'd like to go and make fun of Big Jay whatever his last name is. I honestly can't remember his last name. Big Jay Morrison?

Stinks, this guy is clearly looking for heroin.

Nah. Few beers, some "authentic NYC pizza" and a handjob maybe.

You won't be hungry or horny after all that sweet heroin.

Yeah just gonna delete this thread. Not sir what I was expecting.

What did you think would happen?

If you get a gyro outside of Astoria, make sure to specify no green peppers

Oh. :(

How about for $300

My peanut butta blow job machine is a schnewdle named mr maloonigans

He's a Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnoodle

Ok let's go.

I'm scared of Mexico but that actually makes sense. I won't go alone though.

Who's in?

Ha, wish I could. I've yet to go to Mexico. I think I'm gonna go to Costa Rica this summer if my job goes on shutdown for 1/2 weeks. I prefer going to shitty countries that have cheap booze and hookers over cities in America.