Sam's mom saved his hair in a Tupperware for years, -reason 1 of 1000 why Sam is the weirdo he is today...mommy's little boy

7  2017-04-09 by BlandOld

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Sam looks like Shawn Michaels

Shawn Michaels looks like Billie Jean King nowadays.

How often did he get the shit kicked out of him in school

He should have been bullied to death

He said the only time was when he went to school in england. I've never been so proud to be english.

Sam isn't good at nearly anything, except being a third mic-er.

Jim and Sam need someone to make sam the 3rd wheel, i've always thought he was more of a shit stirrer than a conversation starter

if everybody who listens to sam & jim made their own subreddit it would be like 17 people in there

how can you listen past 1 minute i dont get it

He almost certainly secretly hates and resents her. What a mental, overbearing bitch.

Wait. Sam's mother saved his hair when he cut it as a teenager? I thought it was her doing typical creepy mother shit by keeping a lock of hair from when he was a baby. Fucking weird.

a fun day to look forward to, is when Sam's child beats him up for him being a ridiculous pansy-douch.

Going through Opie videos is worse than anything. Kill yourself

He's a fruit.

Opie is actually sort of funny there

his fucking freak mom should be put on a watchlist. shes one sick cunt