Patton Oswalt killed Seth Rich

30  2017-04-09 by TheEroticSpork

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If by Seth Rich you mean Michelle McNamara, then I concur, sir.

Michelle was working on one of her (in Patton's words) "stupid fucking books". Oswalt was sitting across from her when and she was asking him what he thought of it. All of a sudden he brought a pillow from out behind his back, squatted and gassed into the pillow, and finally throwing it over her face with a snicker. It all happened so fast, poor Michelle didn't have a chance.

Patton Oswalt killed Hae Min Lee, Teresa Halbach and Kathleen Durst

If by Patton Oswalt you mean Hillary Clinton, then I concur, sir.

Coyotee "Nigger" Bongwater

are you drunk?

no i just thought ur comment was gay

WIFEKILLER STRIKES AGAIN

Seth Dickfield reporting in!

HIS NAME WAS PATTON RICH

I cannot prove this is wrong beyond a reasonable doubt.

Unless it's Seth Rich Vos and I can find out where he is playing I don't give a care.

And his wife!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Meh. Patton Oswalt kills a lot of people.

Billary did that shit yo

In all seriousness, is it, or is it not at least a little fucked up that McNamara died from a combo of Xanax, Adderall, and Fentanyl, and Patton seemingly had no idea of his wife's insane drug addiction? Like the Fentanyl alone fucks you up big time. Either Patton was just not around and was so nonfunctional as a husband that he really had no idea, or he knew his wife was taking all this shit and was totally complacent to it.

Either way I only feel sympathy for the kid that Patton makes hold suspiciously well written anti-Trump signs