Not a lot. U?

thinking about dropping some E but i have stuff to do tomorrow and might not be able to sleep it off

Ate a spotted egg of opiates and sipping gin while watching a movie on Kodi.

I had a nice nine-paragraph reply to a comment I read somewhere, but then I took my Abilify and jerked off.

Attaboy. Discretion is the better part of valor.

Listening to the Opie Show

way to heart feelings

A cool motherfuckin peckah hooked me up with some sweet sweet stims so I'm really into this report I gotta do for work.

lol what'd ya end up gettin?

Vyves alives

niceee...very considerate peckah to sell you some of their prescription

I'm multitasking the shit out it right now. Catching up with the peckas here and all over some motherfuckin' lexisnexis son

All up on some cost-benefits analyshiz

This is great news!!! I've been wondering about this ever since you made that post. Where'd you find it? Also did you ever check out the SpaceEdge is a fag subreddit?

Day drinking after skipping Church and listening to far-right political commentary. Living the dream basically.

fawwwkin getting zooted.

Not if you skipped church. Have fun in hell, faggot.

Harsh but fair.

The overall theme of this subreddit.

Anthony?

Jew church or are you in Australia?

In Aus. Catholic Church.

Woo go Catholicism fuck the Arian heretics

Don't know, bro. every day brings me closer to Marcionism.

But Marco Rubio barely even won any states

fawwwk yeahhhhhh!

In a random town trying to find a prostitute.

At this point whatever will get my dick wet.

So a tap.

I woke up today and noticed weird scratch marks all over my car and had no idea what it was and didnt remember driving home...then eventually realized it was pretty obvious I drove through a fence at some point. Could have been worse I guess :(

Stay safe bb 👨‍❤️‍👨

Thanks bb's b. Pretty scary to think about, I was parked right near where cops sit out most weekend nights, and I clearly backed up or drove right through a fence. Yeah my car looks like it got scratched by a big freddy krueger glove but I could have so easily gotten a dwi. Phew.

The amount of times I've blacked and not gotten behind a car astounds me. I could so easily decide to drive out and get a burrito or something while in a black out.

Watching grown men get naked and hug each other while Joe Rogan commentates.

Just drinking like I do every night. Oh, I forgot it's Saturday. I'm getting extra drunk tonight. A/S/L?

Laying in bed, being gay and unemployed.

Some people say AIDS is a full time job

Well you do get it after a part time job

Just doxed yourself brother joe

Is your name Noah Antwiller, by chance?

I'm at a festival in Georgia laying in my tent looking at reddit cause I'm a faggot with a tummy ache. I've been stuck camping next to this girl who has been complaining about the patriarchy all fucking weekend too.

I'm at a surrounded by gorgeous single women and I'm browsing this sub.

Hey cheer up there. I'm sure you have allot in common to talk about.

Ever since cunt has become a regular in my lexicon I have been striking out with the ladies.

What kind of festival?

Music and art and stuff.

This actually made me feel better about my shitty life.

Recovering from inguinal hernia surgery 5 days ago, pretty much pain-free and still have 16 codeine pills left, bout to pop two of em and watch passively watch SNL

I don't get opietes and I will never get them.

Watch the show reaper instead

Listening to Vaporwave, playing Rome Total War.

You know, chillin' an fuggin'.

I did two open mics. I did fine in Glendale, but the exact same set got a zero in Santa Monica. The west side of Los Angeles never laughs at me.

I should go do the 10:30 Belly Room mic at the Comedy Store, but I just had a milkshake and will probably watch Sopranos and jerk off all over myself.

Are you any good? Post your stand up since you're so bold to brag about it.

He already doxxed his old account. It was hilarious.

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Try his (Weirdfellas) awesomely hilarious podcast.

http://www.lookingoodradio.com/live-from-the-405-eighty-two/

PS, they say boner a lot so get ready for some outlandish unpredictable fun, LOL!

Well they wont NOW. Spoiler alert, hellloooo :(

Explain how Im "bragging" about it, please.

Jew church or are you in Australia?

Drinking after work listening to the Joe piscipo bashing.

Day drinking and listening to Russian rock music. I'm sure I'm deeply unhappy with something, but I can't tell what.

Russian rock music means you hit rock bottom

Anybody got any diet tips? This fat fuck is trying to loose wait. Bullet to the head will not work. I tried and failed.

Stop eating. You'll feel bad for a few days, but then the hunger stops and you'll get high off endorphins

True.

Only eat at mealtimes. You'd be surprised how much of your intake is coming from snacks.

I spent this fine evening watching a snail crawling along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving.

I went to Indianapolis for training yesterday, got home, slept for 5 hours, and feel like shit. I want to go to the gun range but it's closed today.

I'm multitasking the shit out it right now. Catching up with the peckas here and all over some motherfuckin' lexisnexis son

way to heart feelings

Some people say AIDS is a full time job

I'm at a surrounded by gorgeous single women and I'm browsing this sub.

Just doxed yourself brother joe

Is your name Noah Antwiller, by chance?

What kind of festival?

This actually made me feel better about my shitty life.