DOUBLE MICHELIN STARS, CAWKSUCKA #headshotsthatbook

12  2017-04-08 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

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He's just holding the wooden spoon there. He's not pretending to taste or even smell it.

He's blowing on it.

Because when you want to portray "Vaguely Chef" you put on a double breasted jacket with the cuffs unrolled to your fingers and you eat hot soup out of a non-stick skillet with a wooden spatula. He'd look like an idiot if he didn't blow on it first.

A true method actor.

See the amount of likes??!! They mean not welcome!!

Did one of Scorch's cooking shows finally get picked up? "The Boys of Simmer..."

(https://youtu.be/d1K2sW_cAHs)[A show based on soups.....and the soups based on meat, from the bones....so the show is called, I Wanna Bone You....]

Scorch really is a dirty looking mother fucker. That piss smell has to be true.

I love Colin's disgust at boy's of simmer

Is he just cropping out the fact that he's bald?

All his photos end at eyebrow

Olive Garden's executive chef.

WEIRD STEWS

That got me.

Some are raw and some are plain...

"THE CHICKEN IS RAW HEHHEH KNOWWATIMEAN"

Is that Gavin?

Yeah, Scorch. We get it.

This bit died 10 years ago.

He's blowing on it.

Because when you want to portray "Vaguely Chef" you put on a double breasted jacket with the cuffs unrolled to your fingers and you eat hot soup out of a non-stick skillet with a wooden spatula. He'd look like an idiot if he didn't blow on it first.