Look a lil manlet Ronnie marching out in front like he's an actual security guard who could protect someone. Adorable lil thing.

He's about meeting guys and meeting girls.

Lets fuck some WHORES

I have some thoughts, Opie is really a retard for poking the bear...

BUT Kenny is certainly way more of a threat as a security guard than Ronnie, and Howard really is a Diva POS for clearing that hallway.

If you had the power to inconvenience Opie every day, you wouldn't use it?

You make an incredible argument... Can't say that I wouldn't. Also, if the the shoe was on the other other foot Opie (and Anthony) would do the same thing to Howard.

Kenny walked them to and from the bathroom for years. All up until they found out the entire floor made fun of them. Then it suddenly stopped.

Is this true? How humiliating...

Yes. Rich or Stanley T from the Morning Mash Up told them. Ant was humiliated.

Hahaha, Can you give a nigger a link?

here ya go

sheeeeeeeeit negro! That's all ya gots to say!

He also escorted Jimmy around the Bonaroo festival a few years ago. I forgot who, but some other comedians made fun of him for that, like why does Norton need a security guard?

Because Dice did. He thinks he's successful; like Dice.

Its sad almost.

The thing is, at least Howard earned the right to pull shit like this. Sorry, but the rich and powerful get to do what they want. Deal with it.

Howard also still has his NYC conceal carry permit, because he's not a felon.

Stop linking to Opie's account. The hits are the only thing that keep him alive.