DOUBLE FAWKIN GUNS, CAWKSUCKA

160  2017-04-07 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

41 comments

Plurally Firing Guns

Fucking badass motherfucker!

I wonder if he still reeks of dog piss

I hope both of them backfire.

Triple guns, you forgot his huge hog.

Are those shotguns? Why would you use two of them at once?

One is not enough for Scorch, clearly.

Not enough kickback in his opinion

cause Murica, you liberal cucksucker!

Lookie lookie miss cookie

Wow, does this guy play bad guys?

He tries but Dante Nero keeps stealing all his parts.

He's too pure

Normally he plays the handsome male lead but lately he's been getting into more gritty characters like Inmate #2 and Creepy Guy in Truck.

They should put Scorch in a remake of The Bridges of Madison County.

Leather jacket, jeans, heavily armed, intense serious look, old man......Is this badass a member of the Samcro Joe Biker Gang?

1980!!!

How is Scorch so much cooler-looking than brother Joe?

Because Scorch legitimately looks like he just got released from federal prison and Brother Joe drinks child spit like its going out of style.

He's found the fountain of douche

Scorch is amazing. I'm probably the only one, but to me he always sounds like he knows he's dogshit at radio yet he keeps on going. Scorch is an inspiration.

This cocksucker is in Burbank, CA ... guaranteed

i used this same cheat code in San Andreas, kills everything.

Scorch deserves to wear that heavy leather jacket and jeans out in the baking sun

The color of the day is blood red DVV DVV

It's really hard to look like a bad ass with that fruity eyebrow piercing.

I hope everything good happens to Scorch

Tragic to think this is what Sibby saw moments before meeting his untimely end.

You know him and Vos have fought for the same role at least once.

This fucking awesome.

Scorch is actually going for it and working to achieve his dream, unlike all the wannabe podcasters and stand-ups that hang out here, never even taking the first step and and shitting on people who actually try.

This photo was taken moments before Sib's untimely death.

Is this him on the set playing "crazed drug dealer #3" on CSI: Akron?

A Rite Aid?!?!?

Does he not realize the stupidity of dual wielding two PUMP shotguns?

What a GOD!

Some are odd and some deranged, all these hacks will never change. KILL JEWS. dvv

Love to see how he would work two pump action shotguns at once. Jesus, Scorch.

Is there any new scorch content? I only want to listen to new scorch content.

Pussy. You fire each, throw them up in the air and catch them on the pump and chamber the next shell, then toss them back in the air and catch them with your hands on the trigger and fire again.

You ever seen The Rundown? The Rock fuckin pumps two shotguns with a little friction and the pure force of will.