We've got a real cartographer on our hands here

http://m.imgur.com/eUZv7y0?r

You aren't required to know where any country is when your coddling mother will kiss it and make it all better.

Shall I remind you guys that Sam is relatively young and doesn't know how to use google. He never needed to research anything or develop any skills because Bobbi was there to regurgitate processed chicken into his mouth.

his mother bobbi is such a fucking overbearing creep. & when jess finally leaves him it will be bc of bobbi's overbearing shadow & the crumbs of frozen tyson dinosaur nuggets

His dad is a fucking weirdo as well

The guy eats raw potato and drinks buttermilk and Sam's excuse is something like "oh he's old fashioned"

Eating raw potato isn't old fashioned, it's the behavior of a psychopath. Jeffrey Dahmer and Patrick Bateman had a more normal diet.

yeah its a whole family of creepy & gross freaks

How could you omit a mention of his weird father's handlebar mustache and the wax he uses on it?

Since I couldn't find a photo of Sam's parents, here's a terrible photo of Sam

He eats raw potatoes? What a fucking maniac.

lol what about that morton fella, does he know anything other than being shitty to service industry persons?

They enjoy it's Mist (boo)

Sam: Speaking of Syria, remember when Sgt. Slaughter turned on the American wrestling fans?? Jim- (disinterested) huh??

Yea.....Gegard Mousasi is from turkey.....that guys a fucking animal.

That's enraging

gayguard, that fucking faggot is gay as fuck, dont know why the mma fans like him

Not long ago, my hairdresser said she was going on holiday to Turkey. I asked whereabouts and she said somewhere in the south. I asked her if it was near the Syrian or Iraqi border and she looked confused saying "I said I was going to Turkey". I said I know, the south borders Syria and Iraq. She was amazed.

What are you talking about? World famous podcaster Antwan Kumiyaa vacations near the syrian border almost every fighting season- I mean summer.

He travels there on business I think

He sells only the finest Tunisian knives, and he does so at a deep discount.

That's not as bad as my coworker who asked me "What's that?" when I told her I went to Niagara Falls over LDW.

What is LDW?

Labor Day Weekend

You have a hairdresser?

When you earn 30k a year you find you have standards to uphold

Her pussy must have been as dry as the Hamad desert when you were dropping those autistic knowledge bombs.

Yes I'm autistic because I have a world atlas for a mousemat

Your attempt to sound less autistic made you sound infinitely more haha.

You cotton on quick

Hearing Kelsey Cook laugh and say "yeah" once in a while is what it's all about. It being suicide.

It depends, does it have any comedy clubs or trannies?

Sam thinks its where the Iron Sheik is from. Jim thinks people from Syria have Sarin breath.

This from the same show that thought it was a violation of the First Amendment to fire DJs

I do but I need to be in St. Louis in the morning! #LaughtersWhatItsAllAbout

Probably not. Do I know where it's at, though? Probably not.

Honest question, could you all find Syria on a map or am I the only big dumb retard itt?

I could. But I lived in the middle east for a time.

I couldnt even tell you if its a country or a viliage/township sort of community

Is it in New York? Then no.

do sam and jim know anything about anything? no

do sam and jim have a strong opinion on everything? yes

Sam's knowledge of the Middle East begins & ends with the Iron Sheik.

Syria? Why not Hearia? Why not like Touchia or something. Smellia? Smellia later?

I'm guessing 98% of Americans don't know where it is. They just know it's got brown people so it's ripe for a bombing campaign. Civilians be damned.

This is my 3rd language and even I got that one. You're just a retard that's all.

that weird creepy freak dosent play video games

When you earn 30k a year you find you have standards to uphold