Sam Talks Syria, Gets Everything Wrong

21  2017-04-07 by 867-5309-

Hearing Sam babbling about Syria as if he knows what he's talking about (he doesn't) was actually less cringe-worthy than hearing Sam attempt to sound like he is an expert on a Don Rickles since he watched two YouTube clips of Rickles yesterday.

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Well the new Gym & Sam show sounds promising...

I believe it's called the Gym & Nasium Show.

Looks like they just change it...

Featuring Eading Bedder as third mic

And in a shocking turn of events, Jim "I just want my president to stay out of the rest of the world business and stop being the work police" supports the bombings...

they are both retards when it comes to politics.

for some reason they love to talk about politics.

This is the problem with having a show that wants to be a "hang," you end up talking politics with the insight of 2 dumbasses sitting in a bar. They bring nothing to the table.

the two dumbasses at the end of my hometown bar have a firmer grasp on foreign affairs.

A better analogy would be listening to drivers at a truck stop

Propaganda works on the gullible.

Did he say specifically why he supports the bombing?

Have you seen his standup? It is a subject he knows very well.

He just said it's something we have to do when they are using chemical weapons and killing babies...

I never understood this logic. I get how horrible a death from gas attack would be. But Syrian children have been dying horribly throughout the entire war. But because it's gas instead of explosive artillery shells blowing off children's limbs suddenly that crosses a line?

Hey, when you disfigure children in a war zone, do it the classy way, Assad!

The Syrians are behind that brand new disease: AIDS.

If Trump announced he was requiring all comedians to be registered and approved by the government before they did comedy because of the "political bias in stand-up" Jimmy would fully support it because "Stand-up has gotten away with too much in the past couple of years"

Wrestling fan pube head is dumb shock.

You don't think Sam is a master of geopolitics and political science?

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The only thing he has mastered is dunking his tenders into dip-dip.

tendies*

Yeah right, Burger King's BBQ sauce is way too piquant for Sam's tastes.

The Salacious Sam Roberts just drops the hammer on the staff...

D-bag is really getting a scolding right now. Seething jimmy is back.

Time? What was it about?

Jim and Sam were legitimately scolding the staff (especially Derrick) and the shit headed just walked out of the control room without saying a word. He said it was to get them breakfast (which he was already 30mins late on. But he decided to dissappear when he was in a on air discussion.

Staff drama is back!

Joe Benigno was the caller Joe from Saddle River...

Tssssssssssssss did he say "Be nig? No" or sumpin?

Jim's favorite sports radio host?

Well the story is long and super naturally boring but to make it short WFAN had a contest where the winner would get their own time slot & Joe won...

<gulp> "Yeah man, I always liked him, when I was like 20 I'd sit in my car in like the middle of the night looking for whores and I'd be pulling on my-" WE HEARD YOU.

Yet he knows the economic history of Iran because that's where the Iron Sheikh is from!

Not a big shock. He thought Mars was a hot planet because it's red. Also, a few years back, O&A did a segment on the top 10 suicide hotspots in the world. Sam was reading them out. One was a bridge in Prague in the Czech Republic. Sam pronounced in "Prayg." He's a dunderhead.

I am just shocked a man who chooses to live like he's still 10 years old didn't pay attention in school.

Don't forget what happens under the Norton Gravitational Theory if you spin a sand grain faster than a planet.

Sam can't read.

He thought it was like "vague" with a Pr in front. The dummy.

I don't know nothing about this missiles, what do i know, Syria, i don't have time for politics,i gotta feed the wife and kids, you wanna throw a bunch of missiles, that's your business. I can't make heads or tails out of it, those missiles seem a little expensive, but hey its aint coming out of my pockets, i aint one of the millionaires,what the heck do i know.

Guys, it's OK, because they're a comedy show, and that relieves them of any sort of show prep. - James Joseph Norton

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The only thing he has mastered is dunking his tenders into dip-dip.

This is the problem with having a show that wants to be a "hang," you end up talking politics with the insight of 2 dumbasses sitting in a bar. They bring nothing to the table.