Can't you see we're still grieving Don Rickles, you selfish bastard?

who is this rickles fella? i thought hes some sxm executive

Does he have any cool stuff you get to have now.

Mail me the Xbox then. I'll play that dead fag's games.

If we're doing this dibs on the pills & liquor

For real, what pills did he have, OP? I'll offer a good price (free, except for postage).

Dibs on the leftovers when I read the post about you dying.

I'll take any ham he has left. Ham only, chicken can get kicked to the curb for all I care.

Ride the bike dude. I started a few years ago and eventually stopped drinking every day. I still like beer but I never crave getting drunk like I used to. I also lost 40 lbs from exercise and not drinking

How do you not get hit by a car?

Do you dress like a European faggot like that other guy that posts here about losing weight?

Of course he does. Then he meets up with Opie for a refreshing grapefruit beer as a "treat."

'Sytem of the Dead' is a cool band name.

DVV DVV Fawk yea!

thats the title of my new cd

wait so the story is real?

did you fuck your cousin one last time? I mean, hes already there

too loose

I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being. Happened in the summer of 1959, a long time ago, but only if you measure it in terms of years. I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock. There were only 1281 people but to me it was the whole world.

Lardass

Lol that's just like a little known movie I saw once. Odd

Why dont you go home and fuck your mother some more?

Castle Rock is in Maine, as per SK.

The switch to fucking Oregon by Reiner is annoying.

The novella "The Body", on which Stand By Me is based, is set in Castle Rock, Maine but the film was shot in Oregon and California and the town became Castle Rock, Oregon.

I turned on TACS the other day; but turns out, it was just a decaying Anthony.

Were there at least some pills left? That'd be a pretty sweet score.

Nah, but I watched the movie Stand By Me once and they found a body in that.

"The Opie And Anthony Sub Reddit" is certainly where I would come for emotional support and appeal to sympathetic people.

Nah man, this is the worst place to go for support.

"Im pretty fuckin FAR from 'OK'..."

"I really needed ya that day."

just do the bit

Youve brought great shame to your cousin's memory by not filling us in where Vos is gonna be this weekend.

Real

I found DeadCats' body. Rigor mortis was still in effect when I saw him, but they eventually found bags of kratom clenched in his fist. Damn shame.

rip

That's pretty sad, but where is Rich Vos performing?

thoughts and prayers

No one ever gets why I say this with tony danza's voice whenever some faggots get killed in europe

Surprised?

yeah i am! each time I go HAVE YO GUYS HEARD OF OPIE AND ANTHONY!?! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT...

I seen my cousin shoot a fool that I found out the next day was dead from the shooting. He's doing life now

find someone you can talk to about it, someone who isn't going to judge you for whatever thoughts you're having. therapists are the obvious choice but sometimes a good friend will listen.

being the one to find your dead cousin is a rough situation. stay away from the booze and just talk it out. you'll be ok.

Went straight to the end to check for a Vos-roll. Thank god someone actually died, I couldn't take another one.

I once saw a guy layed out on an on-ramp when i was picking up drugs in the hood, but I just drive around him. He looked pretty done.

Found it dead or was there while it was alive and then it became dead? Yes to both.

Spill the beans you tease.

Let's just say, that's the last kids birthday party this guys invited to!

I'm sorry about your cousin. Kratom is the devil's tea.

Real talk

Haha this joke keeps on giving !

My ex girlfriends son died under my watch. I don't feel bad about it but I think she harbors resentment. I'm glad I dumped that overly emotional cunt.

Fucks sake man. Details?

I'm lying

Aww man...

was he a fellow O&A pest? we've been dropping like flies lately.

.... he's back.

Me and two friends snuck in the flower delivery door of a funeral home and found a body on the slab. I've never been the first to find a body. My mom attempted suicide 5 times in a year and I was the first to check on her a couple times. Thought for sure I'd find her dead. I know we're savages here but I honestly feel for you and you can shoot me a pm if you ever need to vent. I'll call you a fag in private.

When I was in high school I was at some shit heads house and his mom was threatening to kill herself in the bathroom and the cops were upstairs and we were in the basement smoking meth out of a light bulb. Sweet time.

Ronnie B tells a story about finding a friend who committed suicide and thinking "He would have wanted me to take his drugs and cash"

My father. I did not el oh el.

Auto erotic asphyxiation?

We call that "The Carradine Surprise" now.

One time some old fucker died while he was driving and smashed into a bunch of cars parked in front of my place while I was out having a smoke. I called an ambulance. I regret not taking his wallet.

That would have been my go to move. Check that old cunts pockets and center console. Maybe a few Werther's originals and a check book.

"Wallet biopsy? Get out of my face you sick cunt."

yeah, I used to run numbahs fo the mafia, I saw some shit ... but I cant really talk about it. ok?

Suuuuure Ope

"you gonna text a hit out?"

I once happened upon a scene where a motorist fell going 90mph and slid in to a big rock. The girl I was with got freaked out and begged me not to stop and go check it out as there were already few other people on the scene. The force of the impact was such that one of his boots, the kind that have a zipper all the way up to your calf, was laying in the middle of the road. I'm still a bit bitter that she did what all women do and freaked out and ruined it for me but maybe next time I'll be without a female. I did see him lying there as I passed him so that's something, right?

I once decided to try standup comedy since I was a big fan and always thought it looked easy. So I finally sacked up and went to an open mic night and do a quick 5 minute set....it turns out I was right because I fucking levelled that room causing 14 people to from laughter. I was a little distraught so I decided stand up comedy wasn't for me.

Take a selfie with the body or you're a huge pussy.

So lets get to the important question, what kind of pills did he have?

You waited 3 hours so that he had enough time to kill himself. Nicely done. You can rape your aunt now like you always wanted to.

A friend of mine had just taken some magic mushrooms when he witnessed an older man get hit by a lumber truck. His body was thrown 25 feet or so and was mangled like a pretzel. Needless to say, my buddy had a very fragile and freaked out few hours tripping on shrooms.

If you want to find "dead bodies," you can probably go see Rich Vos "kill" somewhere.

All the time. In bathrooms, basements, stairwells, living rooms and dining rooms. I was a funeral director for eight years.

I'll give a serious answer, then probably call you a fag & give you the business ..... All the formalities will be over before you know it, & you'll still be left with that exact feeling for a long time, you might even feel like you should be more upset than you are, but you cant force feelings ... anyways, he's ur cousin not ur lover .. unless? hmm. MAN UP!

Wait, so where's Vos performing..?

Never found one but the day before this last Christmas I was at a gun store and someone in the shooting range shot themself. I saw the body they brought out on a stretcher.. Kind of fucked me up for a few days but haven't thought about it since.

you clever son of a bitch

if you put together the first letters of each sentence it spells IIIIIIIBI

Yes I was the one that actually found Pattons wife

I didn't read it. I just skimmed through it trying to find Rich Vos's name. Was disappointed.

I've found like 5, after the first one it gets way easier to take their stuff, shit I've gotten high on their supply before calling the cops before

Found one on the side of the road, and found one in an apartment

Tonight. My mom called me and said my brothers car was out front but he wasn't home. I was at work so I called his friends and my dad. No one heard from him so I told my dad to check where his iPhone was. It came up that it was at my moms house still. After work I drove over there and found his car with condensation all over the windows. When I opened the door I knew already. I shook him, then slapped him, then started to panic. I called 911 and ran in the house yelling for my mom. I went back and pulled him out of the car and laid him in the street. I started cpr and an ems was there within two minutes. He took over till the ambulance arrived. In the ambulance, they put a machine on him that did chest compressions for about 30 minutes then went to the hospital. When I got there with my family, they sent us to a room with just a few chairs. They told us he was dead. My brother died tonight at 36. He was a good dude who did a lot of pills. But he was my older brother and I loved him. It's been 6 hours since I found him and I'm completely numb. Why am I telling you degenerates? Idk. I gotta get it out and I used to like that one radio show a few years ago. This is a real post and I'm in so much fucking pain right now. I'm alone and I'll never talk to my brother again. My last memory is him slumped in a car in a pool of his own feces. I'm writing this in his room. FUUUUUCCCCCKKK!!!!!!!!

sorry man. I couldnt imagine finding my lil bro like that.

Fuck, dude. I'm sorry you had to deal with that. Just be there for your family and take care of yourself. Love and peckahs and so forth. <3

Perhaps next time try and shave your response down to even one 2 hours. You're such a Dallying Dyllis!

You guys are all faggots. The sappy shit you were posting on NYE was embarrassing.

Found my dad dead in his flat, face down between the computer desk and the couch. Fun times!

That doesn't sound fun at all

You don't like the smell of death shit and the feeling of rigor mortis in your father's shoulder? Fuckin square.

You're full of fudge

My old lady, every time I'm on top of her.

Folks! Tip your waitress...

You forgot the Vos plug.

Yeah one time this guy had been chasing me through the woods and the I found this cabin with some corpses inside and a severed head on a table surrounded by candles. And then the guy who was chasing me comes in so I put on the sweater from one of the corpses and pretended to be his mother. He believes me for a sec but her severed head is right fucking there so he sees through my ruse and starts attacking me but this other dude comes in and attacks him or some shit, so I pick up the machete he dropped and fuck him up with it.

He seemed pretty dead so I removed the burlap sack thing he was using as a mask, and that was how I met Bobo.

A buddy of mine and I were going to this pretty bitchin' bbq place (true story) and came upon an accident scene where a guy had crashed his motorcycle and was lying facedown. We learned that he was dead by watching the local news.

I'm so glad this wasn't a Vosroll.

It's not your fault

clap... clap..... clap

If he wasn't a member of this sub how does it feel to be a bigger faggot than him?

I was with some my brother and friends tossing around a football when we found a dead body. Some african american hoodlums told us to mind our own business. One of them tricked my brother into throwing the football to him and he turned around and stole it from us. Luckily a larger african american in a dago t realized this was not a kind act and took the ball from the thug and threw it back it us. He was a pretty cool guy. Several years later my brother was shot down in cold blood the day he got accepted into college. My mom blamed me :'(

"I really needed ya that day."

just do the bit

rip

You don't like the smell of death shit and the feeling of rigor mortis in your father's shoulder? Fuckin square.

yeah i am! each time I go HAVE YO GUYS HEARD OF OPIE AND ANTHONY!?! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT...