If your hairline was receding that poorly, why wouldn't you just shave it off instead of clinging to your mixed mongrol race hairdo?

It's a bit

Is his face also a bit?

It's a but unattractive to say the least.

Quack quack!

Fawk yea

look at all that oily grease

Because then he would be indistinguishable from karl pilkington

Holy shit, that is accurate. Mind blown.

Or get really into hats

Jesus get that shirt tailored Sam, looks like he borrowed it from his dad.

Button the fucking collar, you hump

Don't ask too much. We're lucky he's wearing a sports jacket. The man regularly dines on chicken nuggets after all.

His black t-shirt under a dress shirt, with a suit goes perfectly with his childlike eating habits. Just needs a pair of chuck taylors to finish it off.

Jordan 1's

Head like a fucking orange

Who teaches these retards how to dress? A dress shirt that opened means no undershirt. You can also undo just the top button and wear a v-neck underneath. This is something the Salacious Sam Robert's father should have told him...

If you think a half unbuttoned shirt with no undershirt is fashion you are white trash.

I never mentioned fashion. Stay ignorant in the proper dress etiquette. Good luck to you....

People in his community generally aren't fortunate enough to have their fathers in their lives...

Thoughts and prayers.

Reminder that Sam had to take HGH injections for 3 years because he is an underdeveloped zilch.

This is definitive proof that HGH really does make you grow into a mutant with Neanderthal features. Even bodybuilders who use it as adults grow giant and weird shaped heads.

I'm sorry but his face just makes me angry

You should hear his voice

He actually looks better without lips. He should get them removed.

Might as well save some time and just lop off the whole head.

Lots of Sam hate around here lately... don't get me wrong, I'm almost always down for teasing Sammeh Bran Muffins, but what's the occasion this week? The onslought of boring wrestling stuff? Seems justifiable.

hes going full fag with the wrestling carnival thing

if he just shaved his head, it would be bearable.

For someone who looks like a wacked out clown and talks like an annoying kid he sure takes himself seriously.. That hair is fucking retarded..

This is how white ppl smile at u when u pass them on the street

When you are black yes.

He is designed by Jim Henson.

Wonder if Sam will move around some follicles. I'm sure he can afford it.

He's one ugly motherfucker. Holy shit.

That shiny, glazed donut skin where his hairline used to be = total baldness in 2 years tops.