This man has a wife

11  2017-04-06 by Crownenberg

8 comments

How?

Who wouldn't want a cock that was deformed in them?

There's a large dating pool in NYC. That's the only way to explain it.

This explains why stalkers are idiots. Plenty of women for you to be obsessing over one...

He's unsettling to look at.

He looks like Bob Ross' shitty unloved kid

"Man"

... not for long! the writing is on the wall (next to the wresting posters)