He's jacked. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

Everything you said is relatively true.

I want to hang with hot dudes. :(

Happy cake day gook

Thank you, brauny.

I never knew you were into yaoi Carlton.

excruciatingly-small guy on hormones

think of the last time you saw a man who was 5'6" just try to picture that in your memory

Lol my favorite is his tagline of in the world of MMA you have to be real. Because nothing is more real than two grown men pissing away a decade of their life training dieting and fighting until you are essentially crippled.

Joe would actually beat a lot of people in a real fight. His Tkd credentials are legit and hes been traing grappling for over 2 decades.

Joe would actually beat a lot of people in a real fight

If they were small and not athletic.

Grappling doesn't count for shit when your against someone that outwieghts you.

It seems you haven't done much man or n man wrestling before. Size can help but if someone knows how to wrestle, size really doesn't matter much at all.

Teacher: "Maybe you could play some regular children's songs."

Phoebe: "No way! I'm not gonna be some big, stupid, purple dinosaur!"

Teacher: "I'm not asking you to be Barney."

Phoebe: "Who the hell is Barney?"

There is no such thing as alpha. It just doesnt exist in human biology or wolves.

Even if it did, we have evolved beyond it. Im a weak tranny cuck but with a gun, I could kill almost anyone on earth.

Sounds like something a beta bitch would say

I bet you couldn't kill yourself. Prove me wrong you beta cuck faggot

I clearly made that exception in my post, you snowflake cucktard.

Kiss my mouth with your penis faggot.

I bought Alpha Brain© once. AMA!

Did it work?

Just enough to make you realize how stupid Alpha Brain is.

We're just monkeys flying through space. Silly bitch.

I know a lot of people who like Joe Rogan and basically no other comedians.

Take from that what you will.

My sister doesn't like movies. Not certain genres. She doesn't like movies in general. I'm perturbed by that and I'm not sure why.

Really? You know a lot of people like this? Where are you from? This is sounds like an alternate universe.

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Some say hes almost as alpha as Luis J Gomez.

Whoa!

now you're just being silly! thats impossible

he is always such a hole to his guests it's embarrassing

Guest: makes a joke, flow of convo brogan: wait, what do you mean? How ? Why?? Whut

DDBY

My sister doesn't like movies. Not certain genres. She doesn't like movies in general. I'm perturbed by that and I'm not sure why.

Really? You know a lot of people like this? Where are you from? This is sounds like an alternate universe.

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