Reminder: Ant would cry and plead with his sick mother to make her dress like a whore in front of other elementary schoolers

37  2017-04-05 by Zremoff

34 comments

Incest is best

wincest

Where inceeeessst is the beeeesst.

ive defended ant on a lot but this one i find so strange

This one really doesn't add up. Unless he liked the attention that the kids gave his mom which was a gain for him. I'm reaching on this, but I don't really know how to make any sense of it.

Unless he liked the attention that the kids gave his mom which was a gain for him.

He liked the attention and notoriety

There is a easy joke here but I am better than that

Their penises all sick and puked?

If Ant had been born in the 90s, he would have been one of those myspace emo kids seeking attention at all costs. Black background with purple cursive font and everything,

Isn't that 80s Prince?

Prince was superhumanly sexy and charismatic. Ant is a crater faced 90 year old wop who, despite his millions, can only convince greasy haired 6s to tug on his half hard hog.

Mm, yes, but he was talking about your hypothetical font choices.

Wait.. what? Source? This is completely new to me.

He has mentioned it

I remember hearing that the first time and thinking, "....did this nigga wanna fuck his mother?"

"I did not wanna fuck my mom" - Tony Soprano

He also boasted about his sister being hot.

Didn't Fez marry her?

And Fat Opie

I'd french Dawn's dunce hole tbh

How do you know what she looks like? Show me her best photo, I demand it.

Just Google image Dawn Cumia. She's quite the darling, white trash MILF. I'd smooch her hefty buhbbs while she told me the awful things her brothers did to her.

I'm guessing there was the ol' "didn't know you were in the bathroom" gag.

ya so wat

He's a weird one

he was a cuck for his mother.

I don't think this is weirder than soaping your Moorish peckahs with your father and brother in the shower.

That motherfucker Freud was on to something I tell ya'

Smoking and doing mountains of coke. I agree.

I swear at one point that little faggot even wore mommy's shows

um, hello? where are the pics?

Was this before or after he tried on mommy's shoes?

Link?

Well, at least he could identify one of the three uses there are for women from a young age.