Not that difficult for whales to stun you. One whack of their tail and you're out cold.

Awful pelvis and non-existent hips are generously covered by water and text. Her face still looks like a guitar pick even with the hours of post-shoot touch-ups they did. The only things that looks passable are her tits but I imagine it's easy to make a fat cunt's pudgy mammaries look good with makeup, lighting, and editing.

Her face still looks like a guitar pick

oh man, thats as good as the person the other day that said she has the face of a porcelain gravy boat

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Her face still looks like a guitar pick

oh man, thats as good as the person the other day that said she has the face of a porcelain gravy boat

she is a pig lol

Wow. That photo just after she says she needs lipo in her cheeks.....I can't believe she or InStyle allowed that to see the light of day. She really is hideous.

So.....we have to endure a month or so of another Amy Schumer media blitz, but then, after Snatched eats shit in theaters and from critics, I think she will finally begin to fade away. The next month is her last hurrah before the industry jumps off of the sinking ship.

Over 10,000 hours in photoshop and she stills looks awful

When Folding@home says they're using your PC to "fold proteins" they're using complex photoshop algorithms to fold all the extra protein off of Amy Schumer's body.

oof.

Lonnnnng way to go for so, so little.

I agree in the sober light of day

Juuust a bit outside

At this point it's just easier to face swap.

Her face is the worst part.

I'd like to drop a load between those tits. A load of bricks

Haha classic misdirection

fawk yea id like to put a load in her fawkin cootah. a load of rat poison.

I'd hit it. With a bat.

I would use a boat. Which is what i thought you wrote.

I would literally kill that stupid bitch. With a hammer to the face.

Dvv dvv

I dare anyone to look at this photo and not laugh or feel better about yourself.

I didn't expect much but holy shit hahahaha

Honey Boo Boo's Mom looks almost bangable here.

This photo needs to become a meme. It's so perfect.

The human body is amazing, how can a mouth that small fit so much?

Looks like she caught what Sherrod has... retardation.

Are we still to believe is the online trolls that are the problem. Not the rich and powerful magazine executives and movie producers/directors, who demand her images be edited to make her look 40 pounds lighter. Bunch of fucking hypocrites complimenting how empowered she is while feeding us images that look nothing like the real Amy Schumer.

That's great. I'm now informed enough to tell people how to vote.

stunning...

Like fuckin medusa

stunning AND brave

stunning AND brave AND dangerous

Isn't that Miss Piggy's suit from the [water ballet scene[(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/4/4d/Piggy%27s_fantasy.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20150609001244) in the Great Muppet Caper?

Oh those pro-Amy sentiments in the comments section make me livid!

They're clearly trolling by including this picture in the article, right?

Her one-piece is coming apart at the seams.

Why do you idiots link to these sites and give this cow more clicks? You guys are like Bobo level of smart around here.

That pool water tastes like hot dogs now.

I didn't know refrigerators could float

NO THATS INDIANA JONES

That whole shoulder/armpit/side-of-chest area makes it look like she's been chained to an oar for a few decades.

Marine Wildlife Magazine is really getting weird.

She gets absolutely slaughtered in the comment section. Nice.

stunning AND brave AND dangerous